The book and
play reviews of Dorothy Parker are written with such a masterly
sense of style and wit that it is impossible not to like them, no
matter what they actually say. What they actually say is pretty
damn good too. I wouldn’t want to have been on the receiving end
of a thumbs-downer – you’d have little choice but to stagger away
doubled over from metaphoric brickbats to the gut, and look for
a place to curl up and whimper. One of my favorite pieces of (brick)
batting practice is Mark Twain’s The Literary Offenses of James
Fenimore Cooper. Let’s just say that Twain finds several. And
that I’ve always been relieved to look at the pieces of ID in my
wallet and confirm that none of them reads James Fenimore Cooper.
Well, Dorothy Parker is like Mark Twain and Groucho Marx together
on a bender. In one of her reviews, Mrs. Parker admits to a "congenital
lowness of brow." That admission was tongue-in-cheek. Mine
is real – congenital beetleness of brow is more like it. In short,
I’m no more qualified to opine about art than Newt Gingerich or
your Uncle Elmer. But opine I’m about to.
State Britain
is the name of an exhibition recently (15 January27 August
2007) shown at Tate Britain, Millbank, London. The work has received
a great deal of attention, filling a central gallery of the museum
where people anticipating Turners, Blakes, Constables, and Bacons
have found themselves confronted (if not affronted) by this 40-meter
long "sculpture." A sign warned that visitors might find
some of State Britain’s images "distressing" –
an odd advisory inasmuch as no such signs were posted to brace one
for the potential distress of a Francis Bacon or a William Blake.
But then, such advisories are growing familiar in State Britain.
On the way to the museum, one is bound to notice that many of the
fence posts bear a neat message for drunks, vandals, thieves, terrorists,
kids, generic interlopers, and ultimately you: PAINTED WITH NON-CLIMB
PAINT. Indolent though I am, such messages rile my inner climber.
Until the night
of 23 May 2006, visitors to London would have seen the display that
was to become State Britain in its raw state, stretched along
Parliament Square. That was where a protestor against the sanctions
on Iraq, and then the war, had installed himself in June 2001. His
name was Brian Haw. Mr. Haw came to be a thorn in the side of the
state, which in 2005 passed the "Serious Organized Crime and
Police Act," in no small part to remove or at least relieve
the distress of his presence. Section 132 of the new law authorized
the police to come and haul off most of the posters, teddy bears,
paintings, photographs, banners, letters, and other protest debris
that had accumulated around Mr. Haw over the years. Haw was democratically
allowed to retain a two by three meter patch of pavement, and God
bless him, he’s still on it.
Before the
raid, artist Mark Wallinger photographed Haw’s "eyesore"
– then spent a year meticulously reproducing it right down to the
last smudge and smear. He enlisted Tate Britain to exhibit his recreation,
which he called State Britain. It is especially fitting that
State Britain should have appeared at Tate Britain, as Section
138 of the Serious Organized Crime and Police Act (and God bless
the British: who else would come up with such a name?) decrees that
unauthorized demonstrations may not occur at any point within a
circle having a radius of one mile and Parliament Square at its
center. Wallinger was keen to note that the perimeter of the state’s
circle ran smack through the Tate, rendering half of State Britain
technically illegal. (Some of Wallinger’s critics contend that this
coincidence is less astonishing than was claimed – that in fact
the Tate sits outside the boundary line.) Whatever the case, the
effect remained powerful, forcing visitors to State Britain
to consider the absurdity of stepping in and out of legality as
they moved through the building. Wallinger had taped a boundary
line all through the museum. His exhibit had real presence, and
even seemed to lend a fresh power to the Turners, Blakes, Constables,
and Bacons. In other words, Wallinger’s art more than met what ought
to be a basic condition – it did not waste one’s time. It made one,
at the very least, consider.
In an article
in The American Spectator (July/August 2007) called ‘Art,
Beauty and Judgment,’ Roger Scruton asserts that there is such a
thing as taste in art, no matter how thoroughly current trends may
conspire to make one believe that there isn’t – that it does matter
how a piece of art makes one feel, that it does matter whether a
piece of art is ultimately uplifting, demeaning, or just plain insignificant.
Scruton considers the legendary example of Marcel Duchamp’s urinal
attached to the museum wall, entitled Fountain, and often
as not accompanied by a paragraph or two of text telling the viewer
why it is legendary. The joke may have been clever back when ‘What
is art?’ was a fresh and loaded question. Scruton finds the joke
"downright stupid" today, when the question ‘What is art?’
tends to be as tired a cliché as the phrase tired cliché.
I’ve wandered past enough copies of Duchamp’s pisser over the years
to agree with Scruton that maybe its moment has passed, though I
have to confess that to an inveterate drinker of beer the work retains
a certain appeal. But as I’ve already said, I’m not an ideal judge.
I once spent a good deal of time looking at a thermostat-like object
attached to a wall of the Chicago Art Institute, then realized that
it was a thermostat. I think that’s what art critics call an epiphany.
Anyway, for what it’s worth, I thought State Britain was
worth the trouble. There were You Lie Kids Die Bliar posters, and
pictures of bloodied children, and peace signs, and Bush, Blair,
and Brown dipping their hands Pontius Pilate-like in basins of blood,
and verses from the Bible, and all the unsubtle accusatory moralizing
one might have expected. But there were humor, artistry, and intelligence
as well. Perhaps the only truly distressing thing about State
Britain was that it was not a mile away on Parliament Square
where it belonged.
October
1, 2007
John
Liechty [send him mail]
currently teaches in Muscat, Oman.