Insurance Fraud II
by
Robert Klassen
by Robert Klassen
DIGG THIS
I reported
my first encounter with this fraud here.
Readers may recall how I was stonewalled by the Humana representative
on the phone. They had no application on file, after all, so he
promised to send my objection to their dis-enrollment department.
You may imagine my surprise when I received an enrollment card at
the mailing address I never gave them, soon followed by a payment
coupon book.
I’m not a confrontational
person, which is to say I’m not aggressive, but I do have a short
fuse and a fierce temper, maybe a inheritance from my Scotch-Irish-German
ancestors, so I let myself calm down for a couple of days and then
called them. This time I got a lady at Humana who was nearly as
provoked as I was. I daresay she had been dealing with seniors like
me for days. She immediately told me that the company was not responsible,
that I had been enrolled by Medicare. Oh boy, I lost my temper all
over again.
The state has
me in a box labeled dependent, and they can do with me as they please.
While I had refused Medicare Part D, the drug "benefit,"
when it was offered, they decided to enroll me anyway and they gave
the contract on me to Humana. So I called the SSA, which is slick
and easy enough to scare you, and "opted out" of the drug
benefit program once more. I received a written confirmation of
that within a week.
Now that’s
interesting. If they can promptly confirm that I’m "out,"
why didn’t they inform me that I was "in"? This saga began
with a bill, after all, not a notice. Did some bureaucrat gamble
that X% of seniors would simply pay the bill?
I thought I
was finished with this nonsense, then I received a bill and a notice
from some collection agency. Humana wants $42 for insuring me from
the time Medicare enrolled me until I dis-enrolled myself. My member
number continues to be a set of zeros, which means I was never a
member; indeed I’ve never done business with Humana in my life.
So what do I do with this?
I
thought about it. We have two bureaucracies here, state and insurance,
that have been hand-in-pocket with each other since 1965, and any
sense of right and wrong has long since vanished. Sue them? Oh,
sure. But it is fraud, or more specifically mail fraud, and it is
interstate fraud, so I filed complaints with the USPS and the ICC.
How the four sets of bureaucracy deal with it, or not, remains to
be seen.
I can imagine
five lawyers sitting around a conference table discussing this:
Insurance lawyer:
You authorized this.
Medicare lawyer:
Yes, but you agreed to do it.
FTC
lawyer: Technically, charging people for something they didn’t buy
is fraud.
USPS lawyer:
You can’t use the mail in this manner.
DOJ lawyer:
The practice must cease. We’ll cover up the complaints.
I’ll never
know the truth, of course. We are ruled by unaccountable, nameless,
faceless bureaucrats who care nothing about the consequences of
their decrees. It’s up to us to recognize fraud when it visits us,
and refuse to accept it. I won’t be paying that bill.
April
6, 2007
Robert
Klassen [send him mail]
retired from a forty-year career in critical-care respiratory therapy.
He is the author of five books, including Atlantis:
A Novel about Economic Government,
and Economic
Government, which describe a solution
to the problem of political government. Here's
his web site.
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© 2007 Robert Klassen
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