It’s a
small, petty complaint. In the grand scheme of things, with a government
lying us into war and letting loose Blackwater thugs in American
streets, a 5-minute wait on my way home from the health food store
is not really such a big thing, even if I did have 2 gallons of
milk in the car and it was hot out. Yet, petty intrusion builds
on petty intrusion. Imagine the world we would live in if every
minor, petty irritation placed upon us by the government were met
with fierce resistance. A government faced with rebellion over miniscule
taxes or petty regulations would not dare try the large-scale intrusions
our government has practiced for the last few decades. Conversely,
a government whose population easily tolerates smoking bans, road-use
restrictions, speeding fines, and so forth can expect to meet little
resistance when it wishes to come out with wholesale tyranny. After
all, the citizenry has already shown itself to be willing to put
up with government coercion, or even to welcome it. As a mathematician,
I work with abstractions, divorced from their specifics – I’d claim
that the latter description just offered is an abstract history
of every modern nation.
Anyway,
as I mentioned, I had gone to the health food store to pick up two
gallons of milk. In Connecticut, unlike other states, the government
actually deems us adult enough to buy real milk in stores. Although,
I must point out, the state does require nonsensical labeling on
the milk – "Raw milk is not pasteurized" – shocker there,
really. So, my local health food store does carry raw milk, but
only by order. You need to place your order on Tuesday, and you
can pick up your milk on Friday afternoon. So, I had picked up my
milk this particular Friday afternoon, and was heading home.
As I drove
down the street, I came upon a roadblock. All lanes of traffic were
stopped in all directions, with several police cars being parked
perpendicular to traffic flow, creating the stoppage. The police
cars, although empty, all had their flashing lights on. Only some
terrible danger, you’d think, could create such a situation, or
perhaps a disastrous accident with emergency crews still working,
after half an hour, to extricate the hapless victims. If you thought
that, you’d be wrong.
Well, then,
maybe some celebrity was in town, and traffic was stopped for his
convenience. Now you’re getting closer, although you’re not quite
there. As I sat, waiting, hoping that I’d get home (I didn’t turn
around and go another way, mind you, because there is no other way.
An interesting thing about the Shoreline is that there are many
locations reachable only by the Boston Post Road, and there is no
other route to my home from where I was), a flow of children began
to cross the street. As I watched, approximately 50 students paraded
across the street, on their way from the nearby elementary school
to the bowling alley directly across the street.
Now, I
have no particular objections to children, and I think bowling is
a far better way for the children to spend their time than being
in school. If asked, I wouldn’t mind waiting 5 minutes for the children
to cross the street. The problem, though, is this: say what you
will about our educational system, children learn things in school.
The fact that they graduate without being able to do simple arithmetic
or read does nothing to disprove this, it just shows that reading
and arithmetic aren’t what they learn. They are learning something,
though.
So, what
did the children learn from this small adventure? First, they learned
that "the policeman is your friend." Certainly, the man
who stops traffic (in a child’s mind, traffic is a force of nature,
and stopping it is little short of a miracle) so that you can go
bowling is no threat to you or your freedom – he gives you the freedom
to cross the street, doesn’t he?
Next, they
learned that it’s perfectly acceptable to unilaterally decide to
inconvenience others for your own desires. What other lesson can
a child take from watching dozens of motorists sit motionless on
the road so that they can do what they want? The children were not
instructed by the teachers to ask the motorists if they would agree
to the arrangement, or even to say "thank you." I’m sure,
though, that they remembered to thank the friendly, nice policeman
who would never, ever do anything bad to anyone. The hierarchy was
clear – policeman, students, then the rest of the world. Why would
a student lower himself to thank a lowly "other"?
Of course,
the market has a way of ranking needs and ensuring that the most
urgent needs are met first – the price system. If you wish to inconvenience
others in order to obtain your own ends, you have to be willing
to pay the price. The statist approach that the children learned
on this day, though, prevents one from having to reimburse others
when harming their interests for your own, and precludes the market
from operating to move resources to their most urgently-needed ends.
Instead, the force of arms decides the matter. Now, you might object
that I’m going too far – of course the children didn’t really pick
up on all these details, true as they may be. If that’s what you’re
thinking, try this thought experiment. Just imagine finding those
children, and asking them what would happen to a motorist who drove
past the police barrier. I’m willing to wager they’d get the answer
right – they’d tell you that the policeman would get him, by which
they’d mean either arrest or kill. They could immediately tell that
they were being given the right of way by force, not by consent.
Only an adult with his sophisticated means of denying reality could
insist otherwise.
Finally,
the student learns not only that you can put your needs ahead of
the needs of others, by force, but that it is also perfectly acceptable
to force those very others to pay for the privilege of being so
bothered. After all, I am a taxpayer, the student is not. The student
has not been forced to pay for the upkeep of the road, nor is he
forced to pay the salary of the police officer – I am forced to
pay for both of these, only to have that very police officer stand
between me and my enjoyment of the road – for the benefit of those
who do not pay for either.
We need
to stop complaining that children don’t learn anything in school.
Instead, we need to start thinking about the horrific things that
they do learn. If the schools truly were unable to teach anything
to the students, we would be in far better shape. Instead, the schools
turn out children who have been intensely educated in the philosophy
of control, in the mechanisms of statism. The disastrous harvest
we reap from that is altogether too predictable.
October
17, 2007
Joshua
Katz, NREMT-P [send him mail],
is the newest member of the mathematics faculty at the Oxford Academy,
Westbrook, Connecticut. He has studied philosophy of mind, logic,
and epistemology of economics from an Austrian perspective, and
is a former graduate student in philosophy at Texas A&M, as well
as holding a bachelor's degree in mathematics. He still holds the
title of Chief of EMS for the Town of Hempstead Department of Parks
and Recreation, and will return to full-time service there in the
summer. He enjoys a glass of port and a wedge of Brie, but has discontinued
this practice on a regular basis, due to the sugar content of the
port.