A Dangerous Combination
by
Paul Hein
by Paul Hein
If
you want to know, in a down-to-earth, non-theoretical way, what’s
wrong with government not some government program, or type of
government, but government itself renew your driver’s license, or
send a registered letter.
While
waiting your turn at the license bureau, you might, after you’ve
read all the hand-scribbled notices taped to the wall, find yourself
wondering why you’re bothering with all this aggravation and expense.
If you’ll promise not to tell, I’ll let you in on a secret: I’ve
driven my car without any license plates, and it runs just fine
that way. I’ve even driven it without having a driver’s license
(I left it at home) and my driving was quite unimpaired by the deficiency.
You might come to the conclusion that much government activity is
pointless, except, of course, that it makes jobs for people who
will surely support government as a result.
Worse,
though, is the attitude of the clerks. There may very well be warm,
outgoing, friendly clerks at the Motor Vehicle department, but if
so, they are a rare, endangered species. More commonly, their attitude
is one of bored condescension. It is a job requiring very little
in the way of intelligence, ingenuity, or imagination, but offering
a sizeable dollop of power. The clerk knows that you MUST (in the
ordinary view of things) have the license, and to get it, you’ve
got to go through him. He would have to be an exceptional person
indeed not to feel a temptation to flaunt his authority, especially
if the person with whom he was dealing might be construed as one
of his "betters." If you want that license, you’ve got
to jump through whatever hoops he holds, and if his demands are
unreasonable, and his manner offensive, tough! He’s got you!
It’s
similar at the post office. Like librarians, postal workers are
equipped with computers that, it seems, do nothing to make the process
quicker or easier. Entering the post office is like stepping back
into the 19th century, computers notwithstanding. People
who mail a lot of packages have probably learned to deal with one
of the private carriers, like UPS, or FedEx. It’s those of us with
an occasional package to mail, or registered letter to send, who
end up waiting in line for some disinterested clerk to bestow his
attentions upon us. If he’s having a bad day, he might decide that
our package is not properly wrapped, and send us away to do it right,
or at least the way he wants it. Again, by virtue of his job, rather
than his qualifications or performance, he has power, and he knows
how to use it.
The
deadly combination is ignorance and arrogance. A lowly government
clerk may be smart enough to come in out of the rain, but if his
job requires him to act pursuant to some law or regulation, you
can almost bet that he won’t know what that law or regulation is.
He gets away with it, because nobody else knows it, either, including,
probably, his superiors. He knows that in instance A, he does B;
in instance C, E. He doesn’t know why, or care.
A
problem arises if he encounters someone who DOES know the law. "You
can’t do that; it’s not allowed." Those are not words he wants
to hear! If you want to be sent to the end of the line, or made
to re-complete some form, or told to re-wrap your package, just
try telling the offending clerk that he’s exceeding his authority,
or imposing duties upon you which aren’t prescribed by statute.
You will probably win, eventually, if you’re willing to endure enough
aggravation, expense, and possible humiliation. But that’s when
dealing with postal clerks, or license bureau functionaries.
How
different it is at the federal level! In such a case, the ignorance
is, as before, massive and impenetrable, but the arrogance is far
greater. These are the people who rule the world! Saving us from
ourselves, and from various unspecified catastrophes, is a thankless
job, in their minds; and the last thing they need is some smart
Alec telling them they’re not following the law! The hell with the
law! Their grand vision can’t be sidetracked by some niggling statute
written years ago! The law is largely irrelevant to their work.
They don’t know what it is, and don’t care to learn. Your job, as
they see it, is to gratefully obey, and quit making waves. If you
want to pass through life with a minimum of difficulties, and even
succeed in the world, you’ll keep your mouth shut and do as you’re
told. Ignorance and arrogance are a hard team to beat.
January
1, 2004
Dr.
Hein [send
him mail] is a semi-retired ophthalmologist in St. Louis,
and the author of All
Work & No Pay.
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