An American Tragedy – Albeit Non-Fatal
by
Paul Hein
by Paul Hein
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I’ve only been
to Philadelphia once, and that was a fleeting visit that took us
to Independence Hall, the Liberty Bell, Supreme Court building,
etc. We then were taken on a tour of the downtown area, taking in
various points of interest, as well as some residential neighborhoods.
I enjoyed it.
I don’t know
if I’ll ever get back to Philadelphia, but if I do, I will try to
visit another, more recent, American landmark, namely Geno’s Steak
House. From what I’ve read, it’s a favorite with Philadelphians
hankering for one of the city’s famous sandwiches, but that isn’t
what gives it prominence, at least in my eyes.
Rather, it
is a legal battle in which Geno recently found himself embroiled
because of a sign he posted in his establishment. The sign read,
"When ordering, speak English." He ended up in court because
of it.
I assume, reasonably,
that the restaurant is called Geno’s because Geno owns it. And I
am old enough – a couple of times over – to recall when ownership
equated with control. Geno may labor under the same delusion. Common
sense suffices to tell you that even if a restaurant is under your
control, you are not thereby justified in punching someone in the
nose if they order their sandwich in Greek. But do you have to apologize
for asking them to speak English?
Apparently,
yes. Some busybodies accused Geno of discriminating, saying his
sign discouraged customers of particular ethnic backgrounds from
patronizing his shop. Don’t you just cringe at "customers of
particular ethnic backgrounds?" What they mean, in less convoluted
English (if we may use that language exclusively here) is "foreigners."
Geno is asking foreigners in his establishment to speak English.
He’s not threatening them if they don’t, or even claiming the right
to deny them service, etc. He’s just asking them to speak English.
I guess it’s
possible that some potential customers were "discouraged"
by the sign. Maybe so discouraged that they left, and went to another
restaurant. Who was hurt? If anyone, it was Geno, and if he’s not
complaining, why should anyone else complain? Is there some legally
guaranteed right to eat at a specific restaurant? Or does one have
a right not to be discouraged?
The answer,
in some quarters, is "yes." Geno’s lawyers were surprised
that he triumphed in his day in court. But maybe they should have
expected it. If a sign requesting that English be spoken can so
"discourage" a customer that he feels nothing short of
litigation can assuage his bruised feelings, what about a sign that
says "No Smoking?"
I’ll bet Geno
has a "No Smoking" sign in his establishment (and I call
it "his," despite the obvious fact that he is not free
to manage it as he sees fit) even though he may have no objection
to his customers smoking. But whether he does or doesn’t, the "No
Smoking" sign is probably mandated by law. Does it cause some
customers to feel discouraged? If they felt so discouraged that
they sued Geno, could the judge order the discouraging sign removed?
Don’t be silly!
The truth of
the matter is that the owner of the establishment – any establishment
– may post any sign he wants, and if it discourages some customers:
too bad. In this case, the owner of Geno’s is not Geno. Oh, he may
have built the place, and he may maintain it, and pay the dozens
of taxes demanded of him, but his ownership is only a veneer – and
a very thin one at that. It was easily pierced by a simple sign
saying, "Please order in English." The real owners are
the rulers, and among their many rules must be some that mandate
various signs, such as "No Smoking," or even "Men"
or "Women," which may confound and discourage those befuddled
by their sexuality. I’m guessing that the rulers realize that if
they forbid a sign which merely requests the use of English, they
might also have to forbid a sign which demands no smoking, but that
sign is one of theirs, and utterly and absolutely proper. It couldn’t
possibly discourage any right-thinking individual. It stays.
Of course,
if Geno put up a sign that proclaimed, "The Rulers Are a Bunch
of Self-Righteous Asses," he’d go too far. Our masters are
ever so tolerant and understanding, but even their patience can
be tried. Especially by the truth!
March
28, 2008
Dr.
Hein [send
him mail] is author of All
Work & No Pay, which is out of print, but may occasionally
be obtained on eBay.
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