Quid Pro Quo
by
Paul Hein
by Paul Hein
DIGG THIS
Although the
story appeared on page one of the local newspaper, it didn’t have
much to report. Under a bold headline TOP HEAVY we read "Blunt,
Nixon cash in." Blunt is Matt Blunt, Missouri’s governor, and
Nixon is Jay Nixon, the state attorney general. Evidently they are
going to be the contenders for the governorship in the next election.
The gist of the article was that these two were garnering most of
the campaign contributions, with candidates for lesser positions
receiving only the crumbs that fall from their tables.
Specifically,
Blunt has received, in the last six months, about $3 million from
500 donors; Nixon about $1.3 million from 2000 donors during the
same time. This, I think, is more interesting than the fact that
other candidates are not getting their share of the gravy. As a
non-voter, I would be happy if none of them received a dime. But
the big boys got lots of bucks.
Three million
from 500 donors means an average contribution of six thousand. That’s
a pretty significant gift. Many gave far less, of course, because
we’re told that, of the five hundred donors, eight gave one hundred
thousand each.
Now THAT’S
interesting! Eight individuals are so intent on retaining Blunt
as governor that they’ll risk a hundred thousand to try to accomplish
it. Why?
I’m an antiquarian,
which means I’ve seen many governors come and go, but I’d be hard
pressed indeed to name six past governors, and absolutely unable
to recall anything of significance done by any one of them.
In fact, isn’t
that the normal state of affairs? I’ve flown hundreds of thousands
of miles on airplanes, but cannot recall the name of a single pilot
who introduced himself during the flight, as they almost always
do. If he competed for the job with another pilot, I didn’t know
it, and wouldn’t have known which one to vote for, had the job depended
on winning an election. What difference does it make? If the pilot
is competent, should I care who he is?
The governor
has certain duties. As long as those duties are carried out, does
his identity matter? For all the difference it makes, he could be
the masked, anonymous governor, and so what? But, in that case,
why would someone pony up one hundred thousand bucks to try to get
one man elected, instead of another? I cannot imagine any reason
why a person would spend a dime, much less a million of them, to
try to get a specific person elected, unless he expected "his"
candidate, if successful, to reward him in some way or another.
Nor can I conceive
of any reason why a candidate would accept a hundred thousand from
someone, unless he was willing to put himself in that donor’s debt,
and acknowledged it by accepting his donation.
Is that the
way it’s supposed to be? Isn’t a governor supposed to represent
ALL the people? But in the cold hard light of day, wouldn’t he be
more concerned about the desires and ambitions of his one hundred
thousand dollar supporter, than the aspirations of someone who donated
nothing, or only a few bucks?
Of course,
candidates for office have a "platform," of various measures
they would like to see enacted into laws. Governors, however, are
administrators. Why should an administrator have any goals, other
than to faithfully administer the laws, and see to the day-to-day
chores of keeping the government behemoth operating more or less
smoothly? And if that’s all there is to the governor’s job, why
would it be worth a hundred grand to anybody to get candidate X
elected, instead of candidate Y?
I’m not naïve.
It’s the hypocrisy that disgusts me, not the chicanery that’s part
and parcel of politics. I’m sure the governor, and his well-heeled
supporters, as well as his opponent and his supporters, would, if
asked, expostulate on the role of democracy, fairness, equal justice
for all, and even-handedness in writing and administering laws.
They would assure us, without doubt, that the very idea that a winning
candidate might be in the pocket of a large donor is utterly repugnant!
Still, if I
gave the winning candidate a huge check, I know whom I’d call when
my plant needed expansion and eminent domain would make the land
available, or I wanted to obtain a lucrative state contract. "Hello,
governor! Remember me?"
How could
he forget?
May
26, 2007
Dr.
Hein [send
him mail] is a retired ophthalmologist in St. Louis,
and the author of All
Work & No Pay.
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