Hello, Tea
Partiers. Look at your president. Now back to me. Now
back at your president. Now back to me. Sadly,
your president isnt me . Look down. Back up where are you? Youre
in a torchlight parade led by the man who could be your president!
Whats in your hand? back at me. I have it its that
Constitution that you say you love. Look again your Constitution
has been replaced by a military
junta! Anything is possible when your man smells like
white
phosphorous. Im
on a white horse.
"I want to
start a draft Allen West movement!" exclaimed Glen Beck during
his April 21st radio program. The radio personality has been
cooing and burbling about West for months. He's convinced that the
retired Army Lt. Colonel who was cashiered
in disgrace for abusing
a prisoner in a fashion that merited prosecution under
Article 93 of the UCMJ is the "man of honor" our troubled
country needs.
Of course,
Beck isn't the only one infatuated with West: the freshman congressman
from Florida is emerging as something of an Old
Spice Guy for the punitive populist Right.
"The next president
will be either the end or the beginning of our country," Beck intoned,
taking note of the potentially apocalyptic consequences of the metastasizing
debt and our continued descent into an economic abyss. West has
displayed no measurable interest in reducing the size and expense
of the Leviathan State. In fact, the contrary is true: Before being
elected to represent a Florida congressional district, West was
an employee of the wealth-devouring, debt-propelled imperial military.
His career as a hireling killer is what Beck describes as his most
alluring trait.
"He has a strong
military background," Beck gushed. "The guy was led through war,
and he's not afraid to pull the trigger."
With Washington's
legions engaged in three open wars and at least five covert conflicts,
it's clear that the incumbent warlord is not hindered by a disinclination
to "pull the trigger." In fact, under the reign of the Nobel Peace
Laureate, Washington's military entanglements have expanded considerably
and deepened dramatically, particularly through the use of death-dispensing
drone aircraft.
In terms of
bellicosity overseas, a President Allen West would most likely take
up seamlessly from his predecessor. The substantive difference between
the two would become apparent in domestic affairs: West's model
of an ideal society is the
proto-fascist totalitarian state that ruled ancient Sparta.
In a recent
address to a meeting of the Evangelical group "Women Impacting the
Nation," West extolled the supposed virtues of the Spartan system,
in which children (at least those who made the initial cut as newborns
and weren't selected as genetic culls to be hurled from a cliff)
were stolen from their parents and raised as the property of the
State.
"Spartan
women at the age of nine gave up their male sons," West recounted
to the gathering. "And their male sons went into a training that
was called the Agoge and they stayed in that training for the next
eleven to twelve years. And when they were finally qualified, when
they were finally ready to join the ranks for the Spartan army,
it was not their father who gave them their cloak and shield. It
was their mother who gave them their shield" while uttering the
famous admonition to return either carrying the shield in triumph,
or as a lifeless corpse being carried upon it.
The ironies
are thick enough here to blot out the sun, but it's sufficient to
focus on three of them. First, the Evangelical women in the audience
can be heard swooning with approval as West hymns the purported
merits of a thoroughly pagan society that embodied the antithesis
of every Christian virtue. Second, West who insists that we must
either subjugate or annihilate Muslims because they "have no respect
for human life" apparently believes that America should re-model
itself after a garrison state built on a foundation of institutionalized
child sacrifice on behalf of the State.
Even more remarkably,
the same Allen West who recently sent a thrill down the leg of many
Right-collectivist warbots by denouncing the integration of homosexuals
into the imperial military heaped extravagant praise on a military
indoctrination system built on what Dr. Paul Cartledge of Cambridge
University calls "ritualized pederasty." Enforced homosexuality
was part of the process whereby Spartan boys became "qualified"
(as West so daintily put it) for service in the city-state's army.
In his
book The
Spartans: The World of the Warrior-Heroes of Ancient Greece, from
Utopia to Crisis and Collapse, Dr. Cartledge observes that
after a Spartan boy's seventh birthday "he was removed from the
home environment, for good, to embark on the compulsory and communal
educational system know as the Agoge or Raising/Upbrining. Between
the ages of seven and eighteen the boys and youths were organized
in 'packs' and 'herds' and placed under the supervision of young
adult Spartans. They were encouraged to break the exclusive ties
with their own natal families and to consider all Spartans of their
father's age to be in loco parentis."
At the age
of twelve, the Spartan male "was expected to receive a young adult
warrior as his lover the technical Spartan term for the active
senior partner was 'inspirer,' while the junior partner was known
as the 'hearer,'" relates Dr. Cartledge. When the Spartan boy reached
age eighteen he was evaluated for membership in the Crypteia, a
police force assigned "to control the Helots" a population of
civilian slaves who lived under a form of martial law and could
be killed, with impunity, by the Spartan police.
If Barack Obama
or even some tertiary bureaucratic appointee in his administration
were to invoke totalitarian Sparta as a model for an American
social renaissance, Glenn Beck most likely would suffer a seizure
at his chalkboard, and the entire warbot Right would go into convulsions.
Allen West's candid endorsement of that vile totalitarian system,
however, is seen as "courageous" and "principled" by that same social
cohort.
"When was the
last time you heard a politician speak like this?" squealed an enraptured
conservative commentator regarding West's paean to Sparta's child-snatching
militarist overlords.
Well, let's
see:
There was that
curious little fellow a bit eccentric, but a decorated
combat veteran nonetheless who
about eighty years ago explained: "When an opponent says, 'I
will not come over to your side,' I calmly say, 'Your child belongs
to us already.... You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now
stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing but
this new community."
Fleshing out
that Dear Leader's vision, his Interior Minister, Wilhelm Frick,
insisted that the "primary obligation" of parents, schools, and
other institutions was "to raise youth for service to the Volk
and state...."
Another version
of that same sentiment was expressed at a Soviet
Communist Party Education Workers' Conference in 1918: "We must
remove the children from the crude influence of their families.
We must take them over and, to speak frankly, nationalize them.
From the first days of their lives they will be under the healthy
influence of Communist children's nurseries and schools. There they
will grow up to be real Communists."
Allen West,
on the other hand, has candidly endorsed the idea that virtuous
American mothers should "[give] up their male sons" to be raised
by the State, for the State; that they should teach their sons that
there is no vocation holier than killing on behalf of the State;
and that there is no act nobler than sacrificing one's life in the
State's service.
Many of the
same people who saw the odd little performance in Kansas City as
evidence of a plot to create a monolithic, nation-wide Paramilitary
Youth Corps of fearsome size and iron discipline apparently think
this arrangement would be just fine, as long as Allen West were
the one in charge.
Perhaps he's
being coy, but Colonel West insists that he's not interested in
a presidential run in 2012. If he's sincere in that refusal, he
might find himself gravitating toward a different venture promoted
by Beck what one
of his publicists describes as a coterie of "former CEOs, CIA
agents, and military personnel who share his vision to restore the
republic."
On
the basis of prior performance, it's pretty clear that Beck's "vision"
doesn't include a repudiation of the Warfare State. The thumbnail
sketch of his proposed brain trust suggests that he would be communing
with people who have been instrumental in building that vertically
integrated enterprise of plunder, bloodshed, and misery, and have
profited from it.
Allen West
would make a suitable figurehead for a post-collapse American military
junta, and I suspect that among his admirers can be found many people
who quietly long for the advent of an American Galtieri or Pinochet.
I suppose it would be progress, of a sort, to see a black man considered
for the role of Man on the White Horse.