The
Right To Wear a Tie
by
Anthony Gregory
by Anthony Gregory
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Dress codes
are sometimes appropriate. Social taboos as well. True freedom means
a diversity of arrangements, voluntarily chosen, that effectively
limit what people may wear. It is not oppression, but rather a product
of liberty, that, for instance, actors and actresses are generally
limited in how they may dress on stage or screen. This example alone
demonstrates that certain occupations and events warrant proper
attire, however precisely designated, but surely we can conceive
of many other, more banal reasons that people would find themselves
adhering to some decorum of dress or another.
In terms of
public policy, I support a total separation of clothing and state.
I don't approve of uniforms in public schools, or dress codes for
the military, or even nudity laws. I understand why most people
would want to live in communities that uphold like-minded social
standards, and I certainly seek no central plan to make every day
Casual Friday. But it seems to me that the state has no right to
tell people what and what not to wear.
As to social
norms, I am something of an ideological hybrid on clothing. A fan
of theatrics, I potentially love a wide range of it. I'm amused
by fantastical and exotic regalia. I think it's fine that people
wear t-shirts.
But I also
think it's fine to wear a tie.
I swear, wearing
a necktie, for its own sake, I have many times been asked why I
was wearing it. Many times.
"Did you just
come from work?" "Are you going to the opera?" "Who got married?"
"Who died?"
I'm just wearing
a tie! No one died! Relax. Look around. People are dressed in all
kinds of ways. Everything is either in or retro. You can get away
wearing anything, at least in the more permissive parts of the land.
But for some reason a necktie is considered a violation of some
unspoken law.
Now I don't
know if this is just where I'm from – I doubt it – but many people
for some bizarre reason seemingly don't know the difference between
a tie and a suit. If I wear slacks, a collared shirt and a tie –
even if I'm wearing Converse shoes and no jacket! – suddenly I'm
wearing "a suit."
"Why are you
wearing a suit?"
I'm not. A
suit is a matching set of a jacket and pants, sometimes with a vest.
I'm just wearing a tie.
This confusion
is even worse, in my opinion, than the common false identification
of skirts as dresses. I could be wearing jeans, a short-sleeve collared
shirt and a tie – not that I typically would – and I just know someone
out there would ask me why I'm wearing a suit.
I guess it's
because ties are supposedly formal and thus signal the death of
joviality. It has even been suggested to me by certain
types in the freedom movement that a devotion to liberty is
best revealed by rejection of such formal apparel.
Well, I never
understood this hostility toward the formal. I mean, it's not always
for me, not at all times, but I see no reason not to tolerate it.
I see no reason not to celebrate it, bask in it, when the moment
is right.
So I'm all
for the formal when it's fitting, but as it so happens, I see the
necktie itself, as most often worn, more as the grownup version
of the t-shirt than as anything stifling to personal identity.
Young men (along
with young ladies) often wear t-shirts to display their interest
in or loyalty to something – political causes, silly humor, or a
particular rock band, to name typical examples. But the awesomest
t-shirts usually feature generic but wonderful designs, snazzy,
colorful patterns, tie-dyed or otherwise made to jump at you with
excitement.
Ties are really
man's most affordable, flexible and socially accepted way to express
himself by buying something to wear on his chest. Sometimes, it
should be a very simple something. I myself think the completely
plain-colored tie is underrated. But sometimes, and actually quite
often, even the man with a serious, bourgeois role in America's
division of labor can brandish a tie exploding with personality.
Women have
the benefit of having a wide range of styles of dress. There's a
thousand shapes. Many colors are appropriate much of the time. Dresses
and skirts come in all sizes and sorts. And on many occasions women
can, if they want, even wear men's clothes too. A woman in pants
might be called eccentric and independent, but only in
certain contexts is a man in drag considered proper.
Men are stuck
with sports coats and suits. They are cut somewhat differently from
one another. There's some variety in material. There are about seven
accepted shades of color. Overall, the choices of garb for a man
wishing to be slightly formal or presentable are dreadfully finite.
A dressed man's silhouette is nearly identical to any other's. With
the decline of haberdashery, this is even more so.
But ties can
have anything, especially today. Some ties have pictures on them.
They have reprints of M.C. Escher and Edvard Munch. They have swirls
of colors. They can be classic, spotted, polka-dotted, striped,
starred or psychedelic. It is at least as often that you'll find
a novel or fascinating tie as a similarly worthwhile t-shirt.
Ties are soft
or loud, wide or thin, conspicuous or subdued. Some
men can even get
away with the bow tie. And this in turn opens the door to restoring
that wonderful tradition: suspenders. Next, we might reclaim the
pork pie hat and even cufflinks. The struggle for the right to wear
a tie is every man's struggle for dressing with dignity and pluck.
Learning to
tie one's tie is a great rite of passage for men. It is a grand
part of our culture. Tying a tie reminds men to consider how they
look in the morning. It is a skill of patience and precision. These
days, many men wouldn't know how to tie any knots if it weren't
for the half-Windsor.
Ties look good.
I know they are going out of style, but I will miss them. I am sad
that we will probably lose this battle against time. One day, a
necktie might be as unusual as a kilt or corset. Men of my generation
might be the last to wear them much, and even only a fraction of
us will hold on to them in our old age. Those of us who won't know
what else to wear as we gray, consulting mainly our childhood recollections
of old men adorned in neckties, will be more dated relics than today's
oldsters with their own aging fashions. By the time I reach the
golden years, all that will remain of the tie in the popular culture
will be memories, artistic remembrances and video recordings. Most
male necks will be liberated.
I am not a
conservative, but I do admit that part of me wishes ties were one
of those permanent things.
My thanks
to Mark Brady for offering to me the title for this piece.
July
23, 2007
Anthony
Gregory [send him mail]
is a writer and musician who lives in Berkeley, California. He is
a research analyst at the Independent
Institute. See
his webpage for more
articles and personal information.
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