The
Paradox of "Animal Rights," or, Please Pass the Hamburgers
by
David Dieteman
According
to some, it is immoral to eat animals. Instead, animal rights advocates
contend that animals must be treated ethically, by which it is meant
that animals should be treated as if they are human beings.
There
is, of course, one large problem with such a view: animals are not
human beings.
In
the process of proposing such silliness, animal rights advocates
destroy the rational distinction between man and the rest of the
animal kingdom. In doing so, they not only abuse reason, but dullen
the moral senses which protect human beings from abuse.
First,
consider the idea that human beings must act ethically toward animals.
Although this might sound unobjectionable at first who, after
all, condones the pointless torture of animals? the Devil is in
the details. What the animal rights crowd means is not that one
should not be cruel to animals, but rather than animals should be
treated like your mother, i.e., like fellow human beings.
By
way of rebuttal, consider the following anecdote from the life of
Ben Franklin. As Jeffrey Smith notes in Franklin
and Bache: Envisioning the Enlightened Republic, Franklin
was a vegetarian in his youth, "believing that killing animals was
'a kind of unprovok'd Murder.' Later, however, Franklin "was tempted
by the smell of fish being fried. Having seen small fish in the
stomachs of fish being prepared, he decided he could eat them if
they ate each other."
This
anecdote gets to the heart of the silliness of "animal rights."
Animals do not treat each other as if they had rights, i.e., they
do not conform themselves to human moral conduct. Were a man to
eat another man, in the way in which a large fish eats a smaller
fish, this would be the crime of murder. And yet no one seriously
contends that a fish commits a crime by eating another fish. Animals
eat other animals. So long as they do so, there is no rational justification
for human beings not to eat animals as well. Humanity faces a moral
decision: imprison all predators, or pass the hamburgers.
Similarly,
if animals are to be treated ethically, then human beings are entitled
(in the strong sense of the term) to expect ethical treatment in
return. For that matter, animals should be required to serve on
juries like other citizens, and pay their taxes. They can earn a
living, rather than simply take, take, take all the time. We should
expect them to go to church, rather than laying around at home or
running around the yard all weekend.
Bears
eat other animals. Bears also eat fish. That being said, there is
no reason why I cannot eat the same type of animals eaten by the
bear, or the same fish. There is similarly no reason why I cannot
morally kill and eat the bear. Fair is fair.
More
importantly, in seeking to have human beings treat animals as if
they are human beings, the animal rights movement defeats its own
arguments. In other words, the animal rights sophists demonstrate
their own lack of understanding of morality by arguing that morality
should extend to non-moral beings, namely, animals.
One
of my friends, who is an avid hunter, has a ready reply when anti-hunting
types ask if he shoots "innocent" animals. "No," he replies, "only
the guilty ones."
The
point is that the concepts of guilt and innocence do not apply to
animals.
The
net effect of the animal rights movement, then, is not to do the
impossible, i.e., to raise animals to the level of the human, but
to lower humans to the level of the merely animal. The result of
Peter Singer's claim that "a dog is a rat is a pig is a boy" is
that children are now exterminated as if they were rats. Abortion
on demand, anyone?
One
of the strangest cases that I read in law school was Taylor v.
Johnston, 15 Cal.3d 130, 123 Cal. Rptr. 641, 539 P.2d 425 (1975).
Although it is a breach of contract case, it stands out in my memory
because it was a case concerning horse abortions. Yes, horses get
aborted. In particular, horses are aborted in the case of twinning.
As the court wrote,
Shortly
after their breeding, it was discovered that both mares were
pregnant with twins. In thoroughbred racing twins are considered
undesirable since they endanger the mare and are themselves
seldom valuable for racing. Both mares were therefore aborted.
However, plaintiff was not required to pay the $20,000 stud
fees for Chateaugay's services because neither mare delivered
a live foal.
Where
does the animal rights crowd come down on horse abortion? One wonders.
August
20,
2001
Mr.
Dieteman [send him mail]
is an attorney in Erie, Pennsylvania, and a PhD candidate in philosophy
at The Catholic University of America.
©
2001 David Dieteman
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