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The
Education Nazis Are Coming
by
Karen De Coster
The
State-funded Education Nazis are up to their same old tricks: de-legitimizing
homeschooling and destroying the sovereign family.
Recent
news stories portray the advocates of publicly-funded indoctrination
to be shaking in their boots over the upcoming 2002 National Spelling
Bee in May. Why is that so?
Well,
recent years' competitions have launched homeschooled kids into
the limelight after winning top spots in our country’s annual geography
and spelling bees. These young, scholarly-minded, homeschooled
kids are kicking the butts of public school drones year after year,
and as a result, public education mouthpieces are furious, and seek
to rationalize why this is happening.
A
recent
Detroit News article presents various concerns voiced
by those defending their public school status quo. The thesis is
that homeschooled students “have the advantage because they can
spend more time studying spelling during their school days.” Ummm,
yeah, did I miss the logic in that one?
Maybe
if the public schools were not so busy disciplining lifelong daycare
brats, teaching self-esteem falsehoods, and pushing alternative
lifestyle agendas, they would make the time to teach educational
literacy. However, such a statement cannot be alleged by public
education critics without having the collective education establishment
launching a tirade in defense of its egalitarian ethos. After all,
it’s about “what’s best for our children”, as they like to tell
us. Witness the Nanny State in full force.
And
what’s best, according to The Education Peoples, is that students
not be allowed to “eschew normal school activities in favor of preparation
for spelling bees.” Unbelievably, this is an actual Scripps Howard
Spelling Bee rule, intended to place greater oversight upon the
homeschooled whiz kids that smash their inferior competitors. A
direct quote from the Detroit News article reads: Spelling
Bee director Paige Kimble admits it's a hard rule to enforce, but
"we have never had any single thought or occasion to believe
home-schoolers or their parents were being irresponsible about their
education."
We
read this as meaning that focused and individualized study to advance
one’s scholastic skills is considered "irresponsible”! Therefore,
the enemies of real education have determined that it is “irresponsible”
for 13-year-old kids to be home nurturing themselves academically
instead of engaging in “normal school activities”, like enduring
3 hours of group activity time in the public school’s Latch-Key
program; hanging at a friend’s house gazing at South Park or The
Simpsons on the tube; or indulging in the harassing of adult shoppers
at the local mall while skipping classes like Great Feminist
Philosophers 101.
Another
noted critic, Paul Houston, executive director of the American Association
of School Administrators, has decreed that homeschoolers are not
necessarily more scholarly or focused, but rather, homeschooling
parents just happen to emphasize memorization more than public schools
do. Hence, it’s not a brain game that wins the accolades of a spelling
bee, it’s an illegitimate memorization technique foisted upon these
unfortunate, unsocial children by overly-competitive parents.
Whatever
techniques appear to explain away the inferiority blues, these folks
will find a way to exploit them. The complaints are illegitimate
and downright embarrassing. It’s like witnessing the stomping up-and-down
of a child, at the local retailer, who doesn’t get Momma to buy
him that new toy. The notion is that unless The Education Peoples
can effectively collectivize all children into one huge groupthink
lump under their charges, they cannot effectively control the largesse
of public money that is so desperately needed to fund their sociological
experiments. That being said, a self-educated family is a threat
to the immediate goals of financing and ruling their managerial
State revolution.
In
essence, the Education Nazis just can't stand the concept of the
sovereign family, now, can they? However, the “unfair advantage”
modus operandi used by them is old and worn, and fundamentally dishonest.
One wonders just how more far-reaching and ridiculous the anti-homeschool
agenda can get.
April
27, 2002
Karen
De Coster, CPA, [send
her mail] is a paleolibertarian freelance writer, graduate student
in Austrian Economics, and a business professional from Michigan.
She is writing her first book, which is a treatise against all things
statist. See her Mises
Institute archive for more online articles.
Copyright © 2002 Karen De Coster
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