Bill-Monica Recordings presents
Popular Musical Melodies for Your "Clintonista Going Away Party"!
Bill-Monica Recordings has hundreds of musical melody selections specially chosen from Billboard Pop Charts songs dating from the 1930's — 1980's. Impress your friends with your style and taste as you entertain them with songs chosen from our (over 300) recordings. Samples are:
In the mood — Good thing Monica was, because Hillary wasn't.
Little brown jug(s) — Said Bill, about Monica's tan…
I'll take Manhattan — Citing Monica's job prospects at the UN.
Tears on my pillow — Poor Monica.
Get ready — So said Bill!
Great balls of fire — No explanation needed.
Daddy's home — He sure was!
Oh what a night — Approximately 37 of them, according to the Starr Report.
I saw her standing there — She was 21 and innocent, and that's all he needed to know.
Waiting to exhale — Come up for air Monica!
Thank heaven for little girls — No explanation needed again.
Love shack — The oval office.
I Am A Rock — Monica, I hate to brag, but…
Mama Told Me (Not To Come) — He should've listened to Momma…
The Lion Sleeps Tonight — Because Hillary's home.
I'll always love you — Sure you will, Billy!
All I ask of you — Is a little nookie, my little humidor.
The wedding song — Trust me, I'll marry you Monica. When I'm out in California, you know, working for Dreamworks, I'll send for you…Really!
Since I don't have you — I'll just keep the stained dress, Bill.
All the way — Our relations have to stop before they get to the point where they can legally be defined as sexual, Monica…
The lady is a tramp — Don't listen to them Monica, you're doing the right thing honey.
Since I fell for you — I haven't been with anyone else…really Monica…trust me.
Stop in the name of love — I CAN'T get to that point Monica; it could be dangerous. I might leave stains on your dress that can be traced back to my DNA.
I feel good — Even when I'm on the phone talking to Dick Morris.
I heard it through the grapevine — Dedicated to Linda Tripp.
The way you look tonight — I just can't contain myself…Yasir can wait.
The lion sleeps tonight — But when Monica stops by on Easter Sunday, he will roar!
Since I fell for you — Guys like Yasir Arafat aren't that important to me anymore…
Same old song — But Bill, we did this the last 36 times. Can't we reverse the procedure?
I just called to say I love you — I actually wanted to appeal to your tender, young naivete.
Ain't too proud to beg — Please Monica, it's been a long time…almost a week.
Respect — But I do respect your intelligence factor, honey.
(All selections are ASCAP unless otherwise noted.)
January 20, 2001
Karen De Coster is a politically incorrect CPA, and an MA student in economics at Walsh College in Michigan.
Copyright © 2001 Karen De Coster