Evicted From Your Brand New Clunker
by Richard Daughty
Previously
by Richard Daughty: Driving
a Fiat Currency into a Tree
Roger Wiegand
of Trader Tracks Newsletter finally says what I always figured:
Cash for Clunkers was a real clunker. One out of four auto
buyers using this program is having buyers remorse as they
just signed-up for so many new payments they cannot afford.
Thanks, Roger!
I always had a hard time believing in the unbelievable Cash
for Clunkers program, where the government astonishingly gives
up to $4,500 to people who buy a new car!
This is a subject
which is very interesting to me because I happen to be a guy who
owned a whole series of clunker cars and trucks over the years because
I couldnt justify the expense of a new vehicle/a good vehicle/a
better vehicle/a vehicle that wasnt rusted/a vehicle where
parts and pieces didnt fall off/a vehicle that usually started
because they were completely paid for, thus costing me exactly nothing
per month in principal and interest payments, and which needed only
the legally-required minimum of liability insurance.
In short, the
cost of driving those old cars and trucks was almost zilch, which
fitted my budget perfectly, as I thought I would need the extra
money for dating, but which turned out not to be the case. In fact,
I found that women usually disdained both me and my cars, and they
would say hurtful things like, Hey! It stinks in here! Or
is that you? and, At least clean out the old, moldy
pizza boxes and chicken bones so I wont be more disgusted
than I am just sitting next to you! and yammer yammer yammer.
That is, however,
when I learned one of the Immortal Lessons Of The Mogambo (ILOTM),
which is that as long as you had a good set of brakes on your ratty
old car, a case of cheap oil in the trunk, a long siphon hose and
a girlfriend who had a nice car in which to ride around, you could
get along pretty good!
Not getting
along as good as the federal government, however, which can
(and did) just decide on a plan to sell a couple of trillions of
dollars in new debt, whereupon the Federal Reserve will create the
money, like when the Fed bought $30 billion of US government securities,
directly increasing the money supply by the amount of the new debt!
Now THATS what I call getting along pretty good!
Hahaha!
Now, suddenly,
sad sack people like me, whose incomes are so low that we have to
drive rusted-out, beat-up old clunkers that cost almost nothing
to own or operate, that nobody would steal, which were completely
paid for, for which you only needed the minimum of liability insurance,
would suddenly decide to buy a very expensive, shiny new car and
begin paying upwards of $400-$500 a month for the new car and the
big new premiums for the required higher insurance coverage? Hmmmm!
Perhaps this
is why Bloomberg reports that Consumer spending in the US
rose in July as Americans jammed auto showrooms to take advantage
of the cash for clunkers program while avoiding other
purchases! Yikes! Avoiding other purchases! This is NOT the
kind of thing from which economic recoveries are made!
And to suddenly
start paying all of that money, every month for the next seven years
or so, is not to even mention the effort of always having to wash
and wax the new car, which is hard, disagreeable work that you dont
get paid for, which is like being punished for having a new car!
So, the only
explanation that makes sense is that since people can stop paying
on their house but still live in it because the bank doesnt
want to evict them, people will start living in their cars and stop
paying on them, too! What are the car companies going to do? Evict
a family onto the street by repossessing the snazzy new car in which
they are living? Hahahaha!
I
say this because I read in The Financial Times that in the
UK, The number of people of working age living in a household
where none of the adults work rose by 500,000 to 4.8m for the period
April to June, which is a huge number of people which is now
close to one in five households, which I assume is a
rough estimate of what is happening in the USA.
Instead of
laughing in my usual mocking style to indicate the bizarre absurdity
of an economic system where the unemployed are given financial incentives
to buy new cars, let me instead merely urge you to buy gold, silver
and oil with your every waking moment and your every last dime,
whichever comes first, which says the same thing but with the secret
bonus feature of letting you make a Whole Lot Of Money (WLOM)
when their prices rise, rise, rise, which is good because you are
going to need a WLOM when inflation in consumer prices catches up
with the inflation in the money supply that will accommodate the
inflation in government spending, thanks to the loathsome Federal
Reserve allowing and abetting the inflations by merely creating
more money, which makes buying gold, silver and oil such an obvious
choice that you say, Whee! This investing stuff is easy!
September
9, 2009
Richard Daughty (Mogambo
Guru) is general partner and COO for Smith Consultant Group, serving
the financial and medical communities, and the writer/publisher
of the Mogambo Guru economic newsletter, an avocational exercise
to better heap disrespect on those who desperately deserve it. The
Mogambo Guru is quoted frequently in Barrons, The
Daily Reckoning, and other fine publications.
Copyright
© 2009 Daily Reckoning
The
Best of Richard Daughty
|