the Crime Dude Invites You to Play...
The WHAT IF Game!
answer, you little snot! Try this one:
What if you are playing at your friend's house and your friend pulls
out his grandfather's rifle from under the bed. You should...
Gather all your friends together so everyone can see the rifle.
Pretend you don't see it by concentrating intently on your pipe
Call the police and tell them you have a darned good idea who killed
your friend's grandmother.
Start playing that Marilyn Manson CD real loud.