As First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton heads off to play a Senator
in Congress, we thought it would be nice if readers of LewRockwell.com
got to know her a little better. To that purpose, we've prepared
a little quiz. How well do you score?
What was the name of the book Hillary wrote in 1996?
It Takes Time and Newsweek
Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Reeducation Camp
Chicken Soup for Your Bowl
It Takes a Village, and Other Lessons Iíll Teach You
Two brothers and two sisters
Sex about once a decade
Where did Hillary earn her undergraduate degree, anyway?
Patrice Lumumba Peoples Friendship University
Suharto Financial Institute
Hillary has donated over a million dollars from her book "It Takes
A Village" to which of the following causes?
The Democratic Party
The Clinton Defense Fund
Which law distinction did Hillary receive?
Named one of the 100 most influential lawyers in America
Served as a staff attorney on the Watergate Committee
Graduated Yale Law School
First wife of President to be subpoened
Who did Hillary meet as a youth that profoundly influenced her
Queen Elizabeth I
Joan of Arc
What are the names of Hillary's parents?
Ted and Alice
Gregory and Patricia
Hugh and Dorothy
Beelzebub and Lillith
Hillary published a book of children's letters to the First Family's
two pets. What are the names of the First Cat and First Dog?
Phil and Jerry
Socks and Buddy
Monica and Vince
Rush and G. Gordon
For which of the following "Clinton for Governor" contributors
did Hillary serve on the Board of Directors?
Children's Television Workshop
All of the above
Which youth organization that Hillary was a member of as a young
girl does she now serve as honorary chair?
The Girl Scouts
The Five Satins
Six Degrees of Separation
What is the name of the program designed to help preserve American
heritage that Hillary has been traveling around the country to
Save America's Baubles
Preserving Our Precious Attic Junk
America, Land of Important Stuff
What kind of art has Hillary promoted by bringing shows to the
Native American Art
Theater of the Absurd
When she was 15, Hillary dreamed of being...?
What was Hillary's favorite card game as a child?
What did Hillary's mom teach?
What is Hillary's favorite spicy food?
Liver with fava beans and a nice chianti
The name of the Children's foundation that Hillary has worked
with for 20 years and served as President is...?
Children's Defense Fund
On the first date Hillary and President Bill Clinton went on together,
what did they do?
Go to a strip club
Study in the library
Visit the Yale museum exhibit on medieval torture
Reach third base
What did Hillary's father do for a living?
Small businessman who sold drapery fabrics
Self-employed hardware store owner
Advisor to Evita Peron
What did Hillary accomplish while at Wellesley College?
Finished 20 bong hits in one sitting
Delivered the first student graduation speech in Esperanto
Worked to increase minority enrollment
All of the above
What was the name of Hillary and Bill Clinton's first dog?
Where did Hillary work while attending law school?
Yale Child Study Center
New Haven Day Care Center
Corner of Chapel and Ellsworth
What activities did Hillary enjoy as a young adult?
Taunting the children of migrant farmworkers
Badgering her betters
All of the above
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