1. What was the name of the book Hillary wrote in 1996?
It Takes Time and Newsweek
Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Reeducation Camp
Chicken Soup for Your Bowl
It Takes a Village, and Other Lessons I’ll Teach You

2. Hillary has:
Two sisters
Two brothers
Two brothers and two sisters
Sex about once a decade

3. Where did Hillary earn her undergraduate degree, anyway?
Wellesley College
Patrice Lumumba Peoples Friendship University
Smith College
The Suharto Financial Institute

4. Hillary has donated over a million dollars from her book "It Takes A Village" to which of the following causes?
Churches
Children's Hospitals
The Democratic Party
The Clinton Defense Fund

5. Which law distinction did Hillary receive?
Named one of the 100 most influential lawyers in America
Served as a staff attorney on the Watergate Committee
Graduated Yale Law School
First wife of President to be subpoened

6. Who did Hillary meet as a youth that profoundly influenced her life?
Eleanor Roosevelt
Queen Elizabeth I
Cleopatra
Joan of Arc

7. What are the names of Hillary's parents?
Ted and Alice
Gregory and Patricia
Hugh and Dorothy
Beelzebub and Lillith

8. Hillary published a book of children's letters to the First Family's two pets. What are the names of the First Cat and First Dog?
Phil and Jerry
Socks and Buddy
Monica and Vince
Rush and G. Gordon

9. For which of the following "Clinton for Governor" contributors did Hillary serve on the Board of Directors?
Wal-Mart
TCBY
Children's Television Workshop
All of the above

10. Which youth organization that Hillary was a member of as a young girl does she now serve as honorary chair?
The Girl Scouts
4H
The Five Satins
Six Degrees of Separation

11. What is the name of the program designed to help preserve American heritage that Hillary has been traveling around the country to support?
Save America's Baubles
Preserving Our Precious Attic Junk
America, Land of Important Stuff

12. What kind of art has Hillary promoted by bringing shows to the White House?
American Crafts
Sculpture
Native American Art
Theater of the Absurd

13. When she was 15, Hillary dreamed of being...?
An Astronaut
A Teacher
An Architect
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14. What was Hillary's favorite card game as a child?
War
BlackJack
Three-Card Monte
Strip Poker

15. What did Hillary's mom teach?
Obedience
Civics
Sunday School
Marxist economics

16. What is Hillary's favorite spicy food?
Salsa
Tabasco sauce
Chili
Liver with fava beans and a nice chianti

17. The name of the Children's foundation that Hillary has worked with for 20 years and served as President is...?
UNICEF
Band Aid
Children's Defense Fund
NAMBLA

18. On the first date Hillary and President Bill Clinton went on together, what did they do?
Go to a strip club
Study in the library
Visit the Yale museum exhibit on medieval torture
Reach third base

19. What did Hillary's father do for a living?
Lawyer
Small businessman who sold drapery fabrics
Self-employed hardware store owner
Advisor to Evita Peron

20. What did Hillary accomplish while at Wellesley College?
Finished 20 bong hits in one sitting
Delivered the first student graduation speech in Esperanto
Worked to increase minority enrollment
All of the above

21. What was the name of Hillary and Bill Clinton's first dog?
Paula
Gennifer
Juanita
Linda

22. Where did Hillary work while attending law school?
Yale Child Study Center
New Haven Day Care Center
Friendly's
Corner of Chapel and Ellsworth

23. What activities did Hillary enjoy as a young adult?
Taunting the children of migrant farmworkers
Playing softball
Badgering her betters
All of the above