The
Most Flattering Fraud of All
by
Bill Bonner
by Bill Bonner
We
have been urged to give up on this series of love letters. But we
continue to wander anyway, a bit aimlessly, in the hope that we
might stumble on something worthwhile.
The
old arranged marriages have given way to spontaneous ones; now,
people fall in love, and while in that addled condition they make
the most important decision in their lives. How different is that
from financial manias...or mass political upheavals, we wonder?
There too, in the pursuit of happiness, people take leave of their
senses...and usually regret it.
Last
week, John Locke reminded us why we choose our own mates. We need
liberty to pursue our own happiness, he explained. The more choices
we have, the freer we are...said the great philosopher...and therefore,
the more able we are to choose those that will bring us the greatest
happiness. We repeat his quotation not in admiration, but in wonder....
"As
therefore the highest perfection of intellectual nature lies in
a careful and constant pursuit of true and solid happiness; so the
care of ourselves, that we mistake not imaginary for real happiness,
is the necessary foundation of our liberty. The stronger ties we
have to an unalterable pursuit of happiness in general, which is
our greatest good, and which as such, our desires always follow,
the more are we free from any necessary determination of our will
to any particular action, and from a necessary compliance with our
desire, so upon any particular, and then appearing preferable good,
till we have duly examined whether it has a tendency to, or be inconsistent
with, our real happiness: and therefore, till we are as much informed
upon this inquiry as the weight of the matter, and the nature of
the case demands, we are, by the necessity of preferring and pursuing
true happiness as our greatest good, obliged to suspend the satisfaction
of our desires in particular cases."
Poor
Locke. We see the problem in the first sentence. He flattered himself
and his species. Man may build bridges with a "careful and constant
pursuit" of the best choices. But in his pursuit of happiness, he
is rarely either careful or constant.
"A
great fallacy," explained our friend Nassim Nicholas Taleb in the
International Herald Tribune, "...has marred Western thinking
since Aristotle and most acutely since the Enlightenment. That is
to say that as much as thinking of ourselves as rational animals,
risk avoidance is not government by reason, cognition of intellect.
Rather it comes from our emotional system."
Taleb
was referring to the reactions to terrorist bombings. Agitated by
media or hormones, a man might come to believe anything. Reading
the newspaper headlines he might believe that terrorism was a big
risk. Statistically, it is insignificant. Following September 11,
for example, many people decided to drive rather than to fly. As
a result, more died in traffic accidents than would have died in
airplanes.
Even
a careful reading of the press reports reveals that terrorism is
hardly the sophisticated international conspiracy threat it is made
out to be. The bombers in London were the rankest amateurs. Some
didn't know how to detonate their bombs. And when they contacted
their "mastermind," they did so on cell phones which they then
took with them on their bombing missions. All you have to do is
watch a few spy movies and you know better than that call from
a payphone; at least it's not registered in your name...and there's
no record of the call!
In
America, meanwhile, you'd think terrorists who had their wits about
them would strike at the electricity grid during a heat wave. Without
air-conditioning, Americans would surely get hot and do something
foolish.
Popular
politics and bubbles are almost always flattering frauds. Terrorists,
for example, believe they are fighting in some great, heroic struggle rather than merely blowing themselves up on a fool's errand. Westerners
believe Muslim billionaires are plotting against them because they
are "jealous." And the hundreds of thousands of security personnel
would much rather think of themselves as guardians of the public
safety rather than the shiftless time-servers they usually are.
And when they miss an opportunity to arrest Osama bin Laden or thwart
a teenager with a death wish...well, doesn't that show how clever
those terrorists really are!
Of
course, some things are too important to leave to the rational part
of the brain. Faced with a postal worker in full battle armor or
a fashion model stark naked, a smart man doesn't think at all. Nor
does a man typically stop to think when he's in a bar fight, a market
bubble... or in love. Not that he wouldn't like to; it's just that
he hasn't the time for it. The thinking can come later.
Romantic
love may be a flattering fraud, too. A man never feels more noble,
handsome or worthy as when he sees himself reflected in the eyes
of his admiring lover. All rational thought ceases immediately.
Unless he is a seasoned cynic with a pre-nup in his hand, he believes
it will last forever, or at least as long as a bubble in the housing
market. He looks at his lover and sees no faults or flaws. If she
is fat, he finds her pleasingly plump. If she is stupid, she finds
her admirably unpretentious. And she returns the favor, looking
upon him as uncritically as a Wall Street analyst on a balance sheet.
To the rest of the world, he may be an oaf and a dimwit; to her
he is an oaf and dimwit, too, but an adorable one. She can't imagine
anyone better suited to her...until he comes along next month.
All
frauds have their price. A man who invests his dollars in a bubble...or
gives his life to a high-minded swindle...pays dearly. There is
a price to pay for l'amour, too. If he were a Lockean man, he might
avoid it altogether, just as he would stay away from over-priced
stocks. Why waste caresses; why wear out the heart? But nobody ever
got rich or happy by storing up kisses. And even ironicists look
upon a couple in love with a little envy; they are fools, he says
to himself...and wishes he could be one, too.
July
30, 2005
Bill
Bonner [send
him mail] is the author, with Addison Wiggin, of Financial
Reckoning Day: Surviving the Soft Depression of The 21st
Century.
Copyright
© 2005 Bill Bonner
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