The
Risks You Run When You Own Gold, and the Danger You Face If You
Don't
by
Burton S. Blumert
by Burton S. Blumert
This
speech was delivered at the Steve Sjuggerud Conference in Long Beach,
California on Wednesday, January 28, 2004.
At
breakfast a nice young man set aside his French toast to ask me,
"Burt, how do I know if a coin dealer is reliable?"
I
answered without hesitation. " To start with, make certain he has
been in the business at least 43 years 7 months and 11 days
Make that 12 days."
You
guessed it, that happens to be my tenure in the trade, and I admit
my sassy response sounded self-serving. You don't need a novice
practicing on you whether he is selling a Krugerrand, a Proof Seated
Dollar or, anything for that matter.
Some
years ago, I was seriously troubled by a potential tax problem.
I foolishly mentioned the matter to my family attorney. As he listened
to the details, his face drained of color, and I feared he would
pass out. Irving was clearly the wrong lawyer for this problem,
If
I need brain surgery, I want a doc who has handled so many cases
that my particular tumor is almost boring.
Which
gets to my subject matter for the day: "What risks does the first
time gold buyer face?" And, the follow-up, larger question: "Is
there a downside to owning gold?"
Answer:
Yes, there are reasons NOT to buy and own gold. (These reasons apply
to silver and platinum as well)
Here
are just a few:
-
There is
a risk in holding gold! All the crooks, those in government
and those in the private sector all want to get their paws on
your gold.
Some
of my crusty old-timers are comfortable ONLY when they sit,
shotgun in hand, on top of their coins.
-
There is
a cost to holding gold. Not only do you pay for Safety Deposit
boxes, the gold owner is also "punished by losing interest"
he might have received from other investments.
-
Your government
will start to regard you as peculiar. Buy a Treasury Bill, or
a share of IBM, and you're a fine citizen, a patriot. But, buy
an ounce of gold, and "there's something wrong with you."
You may
be one of those "paranoid crazies" who owns guns and writes
letters to his local newspaper.
Speaking
of paranoia, I have been invited to join Paranoid's Anonymous,
but they won't tell me where the meetings are.
- A high percentage
of gold owners will never use banks to store valuables. They would
rather hide things around the house.
Which
leads to a new and scary risk. As we age, we are inclined to forget
things What was I talking about?
Oh
yes, forgetting where you put things.
I
have a pal, Kurt, who was barely in his 50s at the time. He owned
7 or 8 investment-grade diamonds, D color, flawless, VVS 1 or, however
they grade those things. Kurt had paid over 12 thousand dollars
for each.
Well,
he couldn't recall where he'd hid them. But, he wasn't worried.
He was confident he would find them when he REALLY started to look.
One day, he REALLY started to look, but didn't find them.
Panic
set in and he compounded the problem by telling his wife about the
missing stones. She took over the search, located a hypnotist who
was renowned for delving into the subconscious, and poor Kurt was
subject to 3 tortured sessions with a fat lady from Romania.
Result:
No diamonds! (unless the hypnotist had them) and although
Kurt has no conscious recollection of the three evenings, to this
day, whenever he smells garlic, his left hand gets numb.
A
month later, Kurt wisely told his wife the white lie that he found
the missing diamonds and sold them at a profit.
He
confided that it all came back to him in a flash on New Year's Eve
while watching an old Guy Lombardo video tape. Every male in sight
was attired in a tux. That did it.
In
searching for a place to hide his precious diamonds, what could
be more plausible than placing them in the pocket of an old tuxedo
that no longer fit?
He
also remembered depositing a trunk full of old clothes in a giant
Goodwill box at the local shopping center.
Lesson:
If you hide something, better tell someone younger what it was you
hid and where it was you hid it.
Some
folks think that the greatest risk of all to the gold owner is confiscation.
They use 1933 and the events that took place that year as their
evidence.
I
don't share the view that confiscation is that great a threat. The
situation today is unlike 1933. Gold is not circulating money and
those who own gold are regarded as wackos. Let them go unnoticed
seems to be government
strategy.
I'm
not minimizing the threat government poses to assets and privacy.
They can come and take your living room furniture, but I do not
think confiscation would be their weapon.
Some
who contend that there is safety in holding gold coins dated prior
to 1933 haven't thought out the premise.
Can
you imagine the absurdity of a bureaucrat standing at your front
door with an eye loop examining your gold coin to see if it's legal
or not?
Let's
review what happened that fateful year. On April 6, 1933, a month
after his inauguration, FDR demonetized gold. The $20 gold piece
was no longer money. Well, since it wasn't money any longer, bring
it to the bank, they said, and we'll give you a $20 bill for it.
That's
called theft.
In
January of 1934, The Gold Reserve Act changed the value of an ounce
of gold from $20.67 to $35. Somebody almost doubled their money!
Anybody we know?
Here's
an interesting historical aside: Prohibition was just about coming
to an end. It had been a disastrous, failed social experiment. Prohibition
spawned the crime families, which endure to this day.
Other
great American dynasties were enriched by Prohibition. Joseph Kennedy,
the clan's patriarch, held the contracts with the Scotch Distillers.
He could legally import the good booze to Canada, and, then, the
bootleggers and rumrunners took over. Magically, the illicit hooch
appeared off the coast of California destined for thirsty residents
of San Francisco and points south.
The
proceeds probably wound up back in Europe. The system was too good
to scrap.
The
UK demonetized gold in 1931. The handwriting was on the wall for
the US. A million dollars was a lot of money in those days, but
there were folks who could raise much more for a "sure thing."
A
million dollars bought 50,000 $20 gold coins. It boggles the mind
how many coins were legally "purchased" through the banks, sent
to Canada and then on to Swiss banks.
To
this day, over 70 years later, US gold coins are still available
from European banks. That gives you some idea of how many left the
US between 1931 and 1933.
I
don't believe anybody was ever prosecuted for not turning in gold
coins, nor for sending them out of the country.
Unfortunately,
most poor schnook citizens turned their few gold coins in because
they were told to do so.
Some
months ago I wrote an article for LewRockwell.com describing why
"The King Doesn't like Gold, He never Has, He Never Will."
Gold
is synonymous with freedom, and most of the kings we see these days
are hardly interested in expanding the freedom of their vassals.
We
should regard anybody seeking the throne with suspicion.
Well,
I've used all of my time telling you why gold is a problem to buy
and to hold.
I
never got around to telling you the danger you face if you DON'T
own gold.
For
now, all I can say is that NOBODY ever went to the Poor House buying
gold.
January
30, 2004
Burt
Blumert [send him mail]
is publisher of LewRockwell.com,
president of the Center
for Libertarian Studies,
and proprietor of Camino
Coin. See Burt's
Gold Page.
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© 2004 LewRockwell.com
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