This FOX exchange is not a joke, except in the black humor sense:

BOB THE FED LOVER: And now to our special health correspondent, Joe Baloney, at the federal Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta:

JOE: Bob, if you hate getting annual flu shots, here's good news. Scientists at the CDC are developing a permanent flu shot. Just take it once, and it will always protect you.

BOB: Wow, Joe, that is great. I want one of those shots. And that was Joe Baloney from Atlanta, home of the CDC.

Hey, FOX, here's an idea. Let's inject all the federal touts in the mainstream media, plus the CDC, and the president, cabinet members, and congressmen, and all their vast staffs, with this permanent federal vaccine before they are allowed to try it on any tax victims. Only Ron Paul and his people, as enemies of the 'health' state, are exempt.