Nah, since then he wouldn't have called 911. But for any other non-parasites in a similar position, here is what you need to remember:

Never Talk to the Police.
The Police Are Trained to Lie.
Never Dial 911.
Never Seek Help from the State's Armed Enforcers.

UPDATE from Ryan Welch:

Tiger's neighbor called the cops, NOT Tiger. So there still is a chance he does read LRC!