Will those "progressive" Brits never stop to amaze us with their "compassion"? Here's the latest "innovative" idea from one of the world's leading Nanny States:

'PEOPLE SHOULD NEED A LICENCE TO DRINK'

DRINKERS should have to get a licence to enjoy their favourite tipple - and could lose it if they overindulge, says a prospective MP. John Cowan, Labour parliamentary candidate for South East Cambridgeshire, says the swipe card-style licence would also reduce the crime costs associated with alcohol consumption. Introducing the idea on Labour networking site, LabourList, Mr Cowan said his scheme could lead to a "better functioning society".

The licence would work in the same way that a driving licence does. People would carry the card with them and swipe it every time they brought alcohol or tobacco.

I bet Brits won't be drinking a toast to this idea—unless, of course, they're licensed first.