...a ride, that is, on his new high-speed railroad system. In this latest brilliant economic "stimulus" idea to come out of our current Puppet-in-Chief, Obamanable "is calling for the country to move swiftly to a system of high-speed rail travel, saying it will relieve congestion, help clean the air and save on energy."

Of course, Obamanable doesn't say who exactly will build this high-speed system. Will it be the private sector? If so, how come that sector hasn't already found it profitable to build one? Will it be the gunvernment (Hello, super-Amtrak!!)? Will it be the usual corrupt corporate socialist gunvernment/corporation "partnership"? Where will the steel and trains come from? If they are cheaper to be imported, will the economically-ignorant in this country (i.e., most Americans) whine that he must "buy American"? If he decides to pay higher prices in America, does he realize that the extra money he is spending for political expediency might have been spent elsewhere for more of his "stimulus" agenda? (Uh-oh--maybe I shouldn't give him any ideas.)

Decisions, decisions, decisions. It's sure not easy being Il Duce/Uncle Joe/Der Führer in America nowadays.