According to McCain’s Keynesian economic advisor, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, we can thank the self-described computer illiterate for the Blackberry: “‘Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce Committee,’ he said, [where mcCanin was chairman]. ‘So you’re looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that’s what he did.’” (Thanks to Tim Moore)