Writes Kitty Carr: "Without much fanfare, the loathsome TV show Cops celebrated 20 years of being on TV a couple of weeks ago. I haven't seen it in a long time, so I turned it on the other night because I had forgotten what the plot is...oh, yeah: 'Throw black guys to the ground for doing drugs.'

"This was the first time I had seen someone tased, so I quickly changed the channel. I can't watch that barbarity any longer.

"But I know you are a big fan, so you have a big treat in store:

DEA: Ride shotgun during dangerous drug busts with the brave officers of the Detroit DEA. Premieres April 2nd at 11PM on Spike!

"Doublegoody! Wow, I wonder what this one will be about?"