October 19, 2007

re: Abolish the Home Run

And abolish dunking in basketball as well. Make it a 3 point penalty for dunking, and change it back to a game of skill, coordination and athelticism instead of a competetiton among giants, striding down the court like Jolly Green Giants hellbent on destroying the backboard with their next “dunk.”

Perhaps a new league would be required.