"Skeletor Chertoff is at it again," says Patrick Flynn, "whipping up the frenzy of fear. My least favorite quote: 'and it chills me sometimes to think there are people a half a world away who are spending the same period of time in a cave, trying to
figure out how to kill us.'

"I think the Iraqis know a bit how that feels, except replace 'cave' with '1600 Pennsylvania.'"