Brawny paper towels wants you to support our nation's heroes and their families.
Since when is someone a hero because he got wounded while invading another country? (Thanks to John Lofton)
Mike Reith, a retired Air Force major, comments: "Perhaps Brawny could support the wounded heroes by donating large amounts of their product for wiping blood off of their hands. It is very absorbent and should soak it all up, but it will still leave a stain."