After listening to the advocates of abolishing the Second Amenment on MSNBC/ABC/CBS/CNN/ETC., and reading the same in the New York Post and the columns of Charles Krauthammer, I've decided to place a sign in the front window of my house that says the following:
"Attention Criminals: This House is a Gun-Free Zone."
I feel much safer now. I expect Joe Scarborough, Krauthammer, Piers Morgan, Mayor Bloomberg, and all other devotees to personal disarmament to do the same. Don't you?