Enjoy the show: Walmartians fighting over cheap towels on Black Friday. Yet ask anyone who has ever had a garage sale about how you cannot sell brand new $5 towels for 50 cents without a long line and a tramplefest.
On the same topic, Mark Dice has some fun heckling the Black Friday zombie apocalypse.
Lastly, this stomping parade at a Victoria's Secret must be seen to be believed. The prize was a gift bag probably worth $10.