A Dallas woman is reportedly assaulted visually by several TSA agents who insist on seeing her unclothed for a second or third time.
Time to fire the TSA?
No, we need more government unionized TSA agents! One of them to "advocate" for the passengers ("Sorry, lady, it's for your own good"), and the rest to assault them ("Hey, she's hot, send her through again, Sally!").
Fire them all — with The Shume in the lead.