The Obama administration - what a cadre of clowns. Their latest, collective wet dream is ruling over the Internet, so here it comes (though we were warned): The Cyber Czar.

As a candidate last year, Obama pledged to "appoint a national cyber adviser who will report directly to me."

Ready for the jingle? The National Office for Cyberspace. The delay in getting this done has been due to "turf wars" - everybody wants a piece of the action, everyone wants to rule, and they have to hash out who gets what authority and how much power out of the deal. A Cyberspace Lord is needed to avert terrorism, of course. Who dares to call this country free? This president and his administration hacks - what a sick bunch of juvenile, functional retards.