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I guess have to start off by saying it’s a joke, otherwise I’ll get into trouble. From Manuel Klausner:
Bad news from Asia this afternoon as Japanese banks are the latest to be hit. Apparently,
* Origami Bank has folded.
* Sumo Bank has gone belly-up.
* Karaoke Bank has gone for a song.
* The Bonsai Bank is cutting back its branches.
* Yesterday, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
* Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks.
* Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
* Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
* Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
Oh the humor…
