Clay R. sent me the following humorous email about an "unintentionally great commercial" sponsored by the Ad Council that is on television in the Washintgton, D.C. area:
"Two teenagers running through the woods with a shadowy figure chasing them while ominous music is scored in the background. One kid yells out to the other, 'I don't know who he is but we have to get away from him.' Next comes the obligatory misstep by one of the kids who trips and falls. The other has to help him to his feet while shouting, 'Hurry!' Just as they think they have lost the malevolent stalker, you hear "Four score and seven years ago . . ." and out springs Abe."
"The voice over proceeds, 'If you thing history is scary . . .", bla, bla, bla.
