The Washington Post reports that former Imperial Governor of Iraq L. Paul Bremer, because he is under a death threat from Osama, cannot be expected to wait in line like the rest of us even now that he is back home in the good old USA. A young mother was forced to leave her two year old alone in the car whilst being held back by Secret Service Agents so that His Excellency the Governor could return to his black Suburban unimpeded. And what was this critical matter of state that could not possibly wait? He wanted to purchase a birthday card.
These inconveniences to those running our empire should not be tolerated! Why not put special lanes on our motorways like the Soviets had in downtown Moscow, for the "delegacio"? Obviously those like His Excellency, even when they leave their posts, should not be inconvenienced.
And by the way, who does this grumbling young mother think she is? Doesn't she love freedom?
