From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" department, Drudge currently has a post describing Bush attacking Kerry for dissing the troops by leaping to conclusions about the missing explosives stockpile in Iraq before all the facts are in. Drudge quotes our President delivering the following coup-de-grace to Kerry:
"And a political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief."
Hmmm, yes, why I couldn't even imagine having such a commander in chief.