While going through airport security yesterday the young mother in front of me with two small girls, around ages 5-7, was stopped and searched. The Transportation Security Administration flunky grabbed the younger girl's pink Bugs Bunny knapsack and started pawing through it and asking "what's this, what's this?"
The child turned to her mom and said, "Why is he asking us questions, mama?" "He's asking us questions to make us safe," said the clueless soccermom.
The poor girl will probably be blogging on IdiotRepublic some day.