Writes Keith Scherer: "I haven't seen anyone comment on how much of a priss John Edwards is. Smug, lips pursed, self-adulatory, strutting about with his arms raised in triumph. My wife -- the nicest girl in any room -- says she wants to slap him silly. Edwards wouldn't last five minutes in any bar back in my old Chicago neighborhood. As for Kerry, no one is commenting on how he blew his salute. Clinton couldn't salute either. It drove me nuts. You'd think they'd rehearse something so central to their image. These guys are so cheesy."