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Justice
Department Goes After Gates’ Foundation
by
Walter Block
SEATTLE, WA
– After the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation announced plans
to donate five billion dollars to help rebuild libraries destroyed
by Hurricane Katrina, the Department of Justice’s Antitrust Division
launched a formal investigation into the Foundation. Thomas O. Barnett,
Assistant Attorney General, said in a press release that, "The
Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, the world’s largest charity
cartel, has overstepped its boundaries and entered into the realm
of predatory pricing. How is FEMA supposed to compete with private
charities?"
The
Gates’ Foundation had been under close scrutiny for restraint of
trade in the charity industry for several months. According to some
reports, the Foundation’s Herfindahl
Index was too monopolistic, exerting "undue influence on
the philanthropy sector." According to one trustbuster, "The
four firm concentration ratio (CR4) is in the stratosphere. A Herfindahl
Index above 2000 indicates acute concentration. The Gates’ numbers
are at least double that. This is dangerous." Charities,
including the United Way and the Salvation Army were among those
pushing for the investigation, citing the Foundation’s recent gift
of 37 billion dollars by Warren Buffett.
Up until the
donation to the Gulf Coast, however, the Justice Department had
largely been silent. However, after hearing that Bill Gates looked
to the evil monopolists John D. Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie
as inspiration for his philanthropy, it took only days before Mr.
Barnett officially decided to launch the investigation.
The investigation,
cheered on by Senators Hillary Clinton and John McCain, has bipartisan
support. Both McCain and Clinton released a joint statement, averring
that, "The free market is a wonderful thing, but how can we
expect the government and other organizations to match the giving
power of Gates? The free market in philanthropy is going to give
us the same results as the free market in computers and electronics:
exploitation."
Leading economists
are hailing the decision as a step towards perfect competition.
Dr. Paul Krugman of Princeton University has noted that, "Except
for the political arena, all areas of the economy need perfect competition.
Although to you lay people ‘trust-busting’ may seem to drive up
prices and prop-up inefficient, government-subsidized corporations,
a Ph.D. in economics will reveal that you are all morons."
Similarly,
Columbia University’s Nobel Prize winning economist Joseph Stiglitz
warned against "Big Charity." To the cheers of an electrified
meeting of antitrust lawyers and economists, Professor Stiglitz
roared, "We must fight oligopoly wherever it rears its ugly
head. We must fight the reckless capitalist – be he philanthropist
or proctologist. Evidently, Bill Gates learned nothing, absolutely,
nothing, from our recent antitrust case against Microsoft. Well,
it is time, nay it is past time, to teach him another lesson; this
time to his so-called ‘Foundation’."
Congressman
Ron Paul, a staunch defender of free market capitalism noted, "This
is nuts. But if they really wanted to push this antitrust nonsense
to its logical conclusion, they would ‘bust up’ Giuliani and Romney’s
campaigns as they are clearly anti-competitive. In fact, the ultimate
logic of neoclassical monopoly theory would be to break up the U.S.
government into tens of thousands of small city-states. Why, the
Herfindahl Index for that entity tops the charts at 10,000, and
its CR1 is an astoundingly horrendous 100%."
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Please
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July
3, 2007
Dr.
Block [send him mail] is a
professor of economics at Loyola University New Orleans, and a senior
fellow of the Ludwig von Mises Institute. He is the author of Defending
the Undefendable and Labor
Economics From A Free Market Perspective. His latest book
is The
Privatization of Roads and Highways.
Copyright
© 2007 by LewRockwell.com. Permission to reprint in whole or in
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