Not exactly my plan, says Tom Chartier.
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10/20/2009
Hey, Dude President
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier127.html
Tom Chartier has a towering suggestion for you.
10/16/2009
Taliban in Cahoots With Drug Lords!
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier126.html
Um, not quite.
8/11/2009
The Solution to Global Warming
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier125.html
Tom Chartier on swine flu.
5/2/2009
A Job for the Somali Pirates
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier124.html
Let them hijack the "toxic assets," says Tom Chartier.
4/13/2009
My Blackwater T-Shirt
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier123.html
It's worth a bundle, says Tom Chartier.
2/20/2009
1/19/2009
Rejoice in the Depression
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier121.html
It was long past time to cut back, says Tom Chartier.
1/7/2009
12/17/2008
What To Get Lew for Christmas
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier119.html
A gift list from Tom Chartier.
12/12/2008
Get Out Your Wheelbarrow
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier117.html
Tom Chartier on Weimar USA.
11/28/2008
I’m a Baad Libertarian
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier116.html
Tom Chartier is sorry.
11/26/2008
Farewell, Charley
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier115.html
Tom Chartier on the retirement of the great columnist.
9/1/2008
PNAC Goes AWOL
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier114.html
Tom Chartier on the axette of evil.
8/18/2008
Al-Sadr’s Hole Card
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier113.html
Tom Chartier on the key guy in Iraq.
8/11/2008
Trouble in Israel?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier112.html
Olmert may be replaced by more of a warmonger.
7/31/2008
Change vs. Victory
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier111.html
Tom Chartier on the race to be dictator.
7/2/2008
The TSA Peep Show
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier110.html
Tom Chartier on government "security" and your naked body.
6/16/2008
A McCain Father’s Day
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier109.html
Gifts in honor of the warmonger.
6/14/2008
How To Spend Your Summer Vacation
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier108.html
Tom Chartier on what to do if you're a plebe.
5/31/2008
Rock ‘n Roll Fantasy Camp?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier107.html
Make that R 'n R reality camp, says Tom Chartier.
5/23/2008
Six Blue Iguanas
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier106.html
Their death, and immigration.
5/10/2008
A Monument to Stupidity and Worse
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier105.html
Tom Chartier on Mt. Rushmore.
5/6/2008
Understanding Islam
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier104.html
And the tragedy of ignorance.
4/15/2008
Lending a Helping Claw
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier103.html
Uncle Sam and Iraq vets.
4/15/2008
McCain Overdoses
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier102.html
On McCainovision. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
4/3/2008
Kiss Your 2nd Amendment Goodbye
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier101.html
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on neocon schemes.
3/26/2008
All That Warrantless Wiretapping
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier100.html
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on pols and hookers.
3/18/2008
How To Vote Responsibly
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier99.html
A guide for the confused, by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
3/4/2008
Pusillanimous Pols
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier98.html
Or are the Dems getting better on impeachment? Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
2/26/2008
Hooray for Stalinist America
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier97.html
Where Bush sings, Under My Thumb. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
2/7/2008
Disposing of Unwanted Dictators
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier96.html
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard have some advice for the US.
1/31/2008
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Punk
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To play rock, you have to know the blues. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
1/16/2008
Dear Mitt
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier94.html
We're all disgusted, says Tom Chartier.
1/3/2008
Give Them a Stupidity Quotient Test
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier93.html
Tom Chartier on the politicians.
12/11/2007
Dear Rudy
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier92.html
What's all this about a "virtual fence"? Tom Chartier wants to know.
11/26/2007
Are Your ‘Elected Officials’ Defective?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier91.html
Tom Chartier on what to do about it.
11/19/2007
Is Your Child’s Backpack Heavy Enough?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier90.html
Tom Chartier on homework.
11/10/2007
Federal Disaster Aid
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It's always a disaster, says Tom Chartier.
10/30/2007
What a Bunch of Idiots
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Tom Chartier on our "elected" officials.
9/29/2007
Whoops! How Did Those Nukes Get There?
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Tom Chartier on the best and the brightest.
9/15/2007
Hooked on Chaos
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier85.html
Tom Chartier on his son's eight-day week.
9/6/2007
Dear Dubya:
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier84.html
Call Ahmadinejad's bluff, says Tom Chartier.
9/3/2007
8/24/2007
All the Poisons
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And all the poisoners. Tom Chartier on politics.
8/18/2007
8/16/2007
America Has Two Dictators
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier80.html
Tom Chartier on our unique regime.
7/2/2007
Is DC a Lunatic Asylum?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier79.html
Tom Chartier on The System.
6/23/2007
I Was Wrong
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier78.html
Tom Chartier now sees the wisdom of neoconservatism.
6/15/2007
In the Age of Bush and Putin
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier77.html
Movies to watch, from Tom Chartier.
6/9/2007
I’m Proud of the Decision That Got You Fired
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier76.html
Tom Chartier tells his father for the first time.
6/6/2007
5/31/2007
Business Is Booming
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier74.html
The war business. Article by Tom Chartier.
5/29/2007
That’ll Learn the Little Twerp
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier73.html
Tom Chartier on equal-opportunity oppression.
5/19/2007
Dubya’s Medal
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier72.html
Tom Chartier on where he got it.
5/15/2007
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier71.html
But not if they are involuntary.
5/9/2007
4/21/2007
4/12/2007
Feeding Kids into the Grinder
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Tom Chartier on a young Marine.
4/10/2007
His Hat Is in the Ring
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier66.html
Tom Chartier on ten reasons to vote for him.
4/2/2007
Are You Hearing Voices?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier65.html
Tom Chartier on the talking WC.
2/28/2007
2/23/2007
We Ain’t No Stinking Mercenaries
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier63.html
Tom Chartier on "private contractors."
2/17/2007
2/14/2007
Is Your Child a Math Moron?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier61.html
Tom Chartier on the government's latest scheme to make sure.
2/9/2007
The Project for the New American Disaster
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier60.html
Tom Chartier on the neocon crime plan.
2/5/2007
1/31/2007
Puppet Leader
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier58.html
Tom Chartier on Maliki and the worst job.
1/27/2007
1/25/2007
The Ticking Clock
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier56.html
Tom Chartier on atomic war.
1/12/2007
If Dubya Talks and Nobody Listens…
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier55.html
Does he make a sound?
1/10/2007
The Whacking of ‘Don Hussein’
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier54.html
Powerful criminal families clash.
1/6/2007
Dear Dubya: Time for a Military Makeover!
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier53.html
Time for a military makeover, says Tom Chartier.
1/2/2007
The Decider Hath Decided
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier52.html
Tom Chartier on the way forward.
12/25/2006
Dear Lew:
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier51.html
What I want for Christmas, by Tom Chartier.
12/22/2006
12/16/2006
Are We Comfortable Yet?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier49.html
Tom Chartier on yet another DC whitewash.
12/13/2006
I Died For Freedom, This I Know
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier48.html
For those who bade me fight, told me so.
12/11/2006
How To Dispose of Unwanted Gifts
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier47.html
Important seasonal advice from Tom Chartier.
12/6/2006
Paying for Their Own Liberation
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier46.html
Democracy doesn't come cheap, y'know.
12/1/2006
National Sorry Day?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier45.html
How do we atone, asks Tom Chartier.
11/28/2006
Wanted: Asylum
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Our Beloved Leader asks Tom Chartier to draft a letter to fellow world figures.
11/16/2006
We the People
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An open letter to congress from Tom Chartier.
11/13/2006
The Day the Bomb Blew
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Tom Chartier tells all.
11/10/2006
Who Let the COW into the Classroom?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier41.html
Tom Chartier on teaching in the iStupid age.
11/2/2006
Throw the Bums Out
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier40.html
After all, they're no angels, says Tom Chartier.
10/28/2006
If You Must Vote
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier39.html
Get an absentee ballot, says Tom Chartier.
10/25/2006
How To Spot a Dictator
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier38.html
Tom Chartier on the tell-tale signs.
10/19/2006
We Encounter the Yuppies
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier37.html
Tom Chartier on an American Odyssey.
10/17/2006
Nukalert
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier36.html
Tom Chartier is nostalgic for the Cold War.
10/11/2006
This Is the Way of Dictatorship
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Tom Chartier on neo-America.
10/6/2006
Sealing Off the Perimeter
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier34.html
Tom Chartier on keeping the undesirables off his island.
10/3/2006
The Shiny New Baghdad Police College
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier33.html
A microcosm of the whole US disaster in Iraq.
10/2/2006
A Radical Plan for Iraq
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier32.html
Dear Dubya, by Tom Chartier.
9/29/2006
Hey, Bush
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier31.html
Just how stupid do you think we are?
9/26/2006
The Land Without Hope
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier30.html
Tom Chartier actually agrees with President Bush.
9/23/2006
9/21/2006
The Ditch
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier28.html
Tom Chartier on the awful-hilarious latest from the "war on terrorism."
9/19/2006
A Nightmare for the USA
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier26.html
Tom Chartier on WWIII.
9/15/2006
Standin’ at the Crossroads
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier27.html
Tom Chartier on the US blues.
9/14/2006
When Will Americans Take America Back?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier25.html
And other questions, from Tom Chartier.
9/8/2006
Dear Dubya: Help’s on the Way!
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier24.html
Help is on the way, says Tom Chartier.
9/4/2006
The Paranoia Gap Must Be Closed
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier23.html
Tom Chartier on the garbage police.
8/31/2006
How Paranoid Can We Get?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier22.html
Tom Chartier on the federal crazy-state.
8/25/2006
The Land of the Bush, and the Home of the Afraid
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier21.html
Tom Chartier on the state of air travel.
8/17/2006
I’ve Seen the Future
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier20.html
And you're not going to like it, says Tom Chartier.
7/8/2006
Happy Birthday, Dubya
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier19.html
Tom Chartier on what to get the Decider who has everything.
7/6/2006
All Hail Our Master’s Voice
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier17.html
Got your tv set tuned to FOX?
4/1/2006
And the Winner Is…
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier16.html
Tom Chartier on the garrison state.
3/20/2006
They’re All a Bunch of Loonies
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier15.html
Tom Chartier on our rulers.
3/6/2006
Scooter, You Are Cordially Invited
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier14.html
To go Hunting.
2/15/2006
Listen Up, Tenderfeet
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier13.html
All you sodbusters gather 'round, says Tom Chartier.
11/8/2005
A Trip to Cemetery Beach
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier10.html
Tom Chartier on gratitude.
9/21/2005
9/17/2005
A Weekend To Ponder
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier11.html
Clearly, Bush couldn't care less about Americans or the world.
9/14/2005
A Man Must Tinker
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier9.html
Ladies, stupid will do as stupid does, says Tom Chartier.
8/5/2005
The Dog Food Scandal
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier8.html
No more will the wool be pulled over Tom Chartier's eyes.
7/21/2005
Put the Blinders on Before It’s Too Late
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig5/chartier7.html
Erase all subversive thoughts.
7/14/2005
2/15/2005
How Many My Lai’s?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier18.html
Tom Chartier on war atrocities.
2/10/2005
Operation Chicken Freedom
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier87.html
Tom Chartier applies to Blackwater.
2/1/2005
Dear Dubya
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/chartier/chartier69.html
I found you a War Czar, says Tom Chartier.
1/6/2005
Respect Mon
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig5/chartier2.html
Tom Chartier on understanding another people.
12/20/2004
12/14/2004
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