Not exactly my plan, says Tom Chartier.
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Articles by Tom Chartier
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10/20/2009
Hey, Dude President
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2009/10/tom-chartier/hey-dude-president/
Tom Chartier has a towering suggestion for you.
10/16/2009
Taliban in Cahoots With Drug Lords!
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2009/08/tom-chartier/taliban-in-cahoots-with-drug-lords/
Um, not quite.
8/11/2009
The Solution to Global Warming
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2009/05/tom-chartier/the-solution-to-global-warming/
Tom Chartier on swine flu.
5/2/2009
A Job for the Somali Pirates
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2009/04/tom-chartier/a-job-for-the-somali-pirates/
Let them hijack the "toxic assets," says Tom Chartier.
4/13/2009
My Blackwater T-Shirt
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2009/02/tom-chartier/my-blackwater-t-shirt/
It's worth a bundle, says Tom Chartier.
2/20/2009
1/19/2009
Rejoice in the Depression
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2009/01/tom-chartier/rejoice-in-the-depression/
It was long past time to cut back, says Tom Chartier.
1/7/2009
The Shoes of Freedom
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/12/tom-chartier/the-shoes-of-freedom/
Toss them!
12/17/2008
What To Get Lew for Christmas
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/12/tom-chartier/what-to-get-lew-for-christmas/
A gift list from Tom Chartier.
12/12/2008
Get Out Your Wheelbarrow
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/11/tom-chartier/get-out-your-wheelbarrow/
Tom Chartier on Weimar USA.
11/28/2008
I’m a Baad Libertarian
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/11/tom-chartier/im-a-baad-libertarian/
Tom Chartier is sorry.
11/26/2008
Farewell, Charley
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/09/tom-chartier/farewell-charley/
Tom Chartier on the retirement of the great columnist.
9/1/2008
PNAC Goes AWOL
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/08/tom-chartier/pnac-goes-awol/
Tom Chartier on the axette of evil.
8/18/2008
Al-Sadr’s Hole Card
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/08/tom-chartier/al-sadrs-hole-card/
Tom Chartier on the key guy in Iraq.
8/11/2008
Trouble in Israel?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/07/tom-chartier/trouble-in-israel/
Tom Chartier: Archives Past articles by Tom Chartier on LewRockwell.com Not exactly my plan, says Tom Chartier. Hey, Dude President Tom Chartier has a towering suggestion for you. Taliban in Cahoots With Drug Lords! Um, not quite. The Solution to Global Warming Tom Chartier on swine flu. A Job for the Somali Pirates Let them hijack the "toxic assets," says Tom Chartier. My Blackwater T-Shirt It's worth a bundle, says Tom Chartier. Dub, Old Buddy Say it isn't so. Rejoice in the Depression It was long past time to cut back, says Tom Chartier. The Shoes of Freedom Toss them! What To Get Lew for Christmas A gift list from Tom Chartier. Bad Mojo For Sarkozy. Get Out Your Wheelbarrow Tom Chartier on Weimar USA. I'm a Baad Libertarian Tom Chartier is sorry. Farewell, Charley Tom Chartier on the retirement of the great columnist. PNAC Goes AWOL Tom Chartier on the axette of evil. Al-Sadr's Hole Card Tom Chartier on the key guy in Iraq. Trouble in Israel? Olmert may be replaced by mor
7/31/2008
Change vs. Victory
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/07/tom-chartier/change-vs-victory/
Tom Chartier on the race to be dictator.
7/2/2008
The TSA Peep Show
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/06/tom-chartier/the-tsa-peep-show/
Tom Chartier on government "security" and your naked body.
6/16/2008
A McCain Father’s Day
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/06/tom-chartier/a-mccain-fathers-day/
Gifts in honor of the warmonger.
6/14/2008
How To Spend Your Summer Vacation
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/05/tom-chartier/how-to-spend-your-summer-vacation/
Tom Chartier on what to do if you're a plebe.
5/31/2008
Rock ‘n Roll Fantasy Camp?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/05/tom-chartier/rock-n-roll-fantasy-camp/
Make that R 'n R reality camp, says Tom Chartier.
5/23/2008
Six Blue Iguanas
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/05/tom-chartier/six-blue-iguanas/
Their death, and immigration.
5/10/2008
A Monument to Stupidity and Worse
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/05/tom-chartier/a-monument-to-stupidity-and-worse/
Tom Chartier on Mt. Rushmore.
5/6/2008
Understanding Islam
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/04/tom-chartier/understanding-islam/
And the tragedy of ignorance.
4/15/2008
Lending a Helping Claw
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/04/tom-chartier/lending-a-helping-claw/
Uncle Sam and Iraq vets.
4/15/2008
McCain Overdoses
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/04/tom-chartier/mccain-overdoses/
On McCainovision. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
4/3/2008
Kiss Your 2nd Amendment Goodbye
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/03/tom-chartier/kiss-your-2nd-amendment-goodbye/
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on neocon schemes.
3/26/2008
All That Warrantless Wiretapping
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/03/tom-chartier/all-that-warrantless-wiretapping/
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on pols and hookers.
3/18/2008
How To Vote Responsibly
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/03/tom-chartier/how-to-vote-responsibly/
A guide for the confused, by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
3/4/2008
Pusillanimous Pols
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/02/tom-chartier/pusillanimous-pols/
Or are the Dems getting better on impeachment? Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
2/26/2008
Hooray for Stalinist America
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/02/tom-chartier/hooray-for-stalinist-america/
Where Bush sings, Under My Thumb. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
2/7/2008
Disposing of Unwanted Dictators
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/01/tom-chartier/disposing-of-unwanted-dictators/
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard have some advice for the US.
1/31/2008
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Punk
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/01/tom-chartier/confessions-of-a-middle-aged-punk/
To play rock, you have to know the blues. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
1/16/2008
Dear Mitt
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/01/tom-chartier/dear-mitt/
We're all disgusted, says Tom Chartier.
1/3/2008
Give Them a Stupidity Quotient Test
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/12/tom-chartier/give-them-a-stupidity-quotient-test/
Tom Chartier on the politicians.
12/11/2007
Dear Rudy
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/11/tom-chartier/dear-rudy/
What's all this about a "virtual fence"? Tom Chartier wants to know.
11/26/2007
Are Your ‘Elected Officials’ Defective?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/11/tom-chartier/are-your-elected-officials-defective/
Tom Chartier on what to do about it.
11/19/2007
Is Your Child’s Backpack Heavy Enough?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/11/tom-chartier/is-your-childs-backpack-heavy-enough/
Tom Chartier on homework.
11/10/2007
Federal Disaster Aid
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/10/tom-chartier/federal-disaster-aid/
It's always a disaster, says Tom Chartier.
10/30/2007
What a Bunch of Idiots
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/09/tom-chartier/what-a-bunch-of-idiots/
Tom Chartier on our "elected" officials.
9/29/2007
Whoops! How Did Those Nukes Get There?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/09/tom-chartier/whoops-how-did-those-nukes-get-there/
Tom Chartier on the best and the brightest.
9/15/2007
Hooked on Chaos
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/09/tom-chartier/hooked-on-chaos/
Tom Chartier on his son's eight-day week.
9/6/2007
Dear Dubya:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/09/tom-chartier/dear-dubya-2/
Call Ahmadinejad's bluff, says Tom Chartier.
9/3/2007
The Hurricane and Me
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/08/tom-chartier/the-hurricane-and-me/
Tom Chartier on Dean.
8/24/2007
All the Poisons
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/08/tom-chartier/all-the-poisons/
And all the poisoners. Tom Chartier on politics.
8/18/2007
Declare War
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/08/tom-chartier/declare-war/
On Italy, says Tom Chartier.
8/16/2007
America Has Two Dictators
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/07/tom-chartier/america-has-two-dictators/
Tom Chartier on our unique regime.
7/2/2007
Is DC a Lunatic Asylum?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/06/tom-chartier/is-dc-a-lunatic-asylum/
Tom Chartier on The System.
6/23/2007
I Was Wrong
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/06/tom-chartier/i-was-wrong/
Tom Chartier now sees the wisdom of neoconservatism.
6/15/2007
In the Age of Bush and Putin
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/06/tom-chartier/in-the-age-of-bush-and-putin/
Movies to watch, from Tom Chartier.
6/9/2007
I’m Proud of the Decision That Got You Fired
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/06/tom-chartier/im-proud-of-the-decision-that-got-you-fired/
Tom Chartier tells his father for the first time.
6/6/2007
Dead-Eye Dick at West Point
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/05/tom-chartier/dead-eye-dick-at-west-point/
What a rowzer!
5/31/2007
Business Is Booming
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/05/tom-chartier/business-is-booming/
The war business. Article by Tom Chartier.
5/29/2007
That’ll Learn the Little Twerp
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/05/tom-chartier/thatll-learn-the-little-twerp/
Tom Chartier on equal-opportunity oppression.
5/19/2007
Dubya’s Medal
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/05/tom-chartier/dubyas-medal/
Tom Chartier on where he got it.
5/15/2007
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/05/tom-chartier/good-fences-make-good-neighbors/
But not if they are involuntary.
5/9/2007
Don’t Pressure Your Kids
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/04/tom-chartier/dont-pressure-your-kids/
They get enough.
4/21/2007
The Surge Is Working!
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/04/tom-chartier/the-surge-is-working/
For Muqtada al-Sadr.
4/12/2007
Feeding Kids into the Grinder
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/04/tom-chartier/feeding-kids-into-the-grinder/
Tom Chartier on a young Marine.
4/10/2007
His Hat Is in the Ring
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/04/tom-chartier/his-hat-is-in-the-ring/
Tom Chartier on ten reasons to vote for him.
4/2/2007
Are You Hearing Voices?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/02/tom-chartier/are-you-hearing-voices/
Tom Chartier on the talking WC.
2/28/2007
2/23/2007
We Ain’t No Stinking Mercenaries
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/02/tom-chartier/we-aint-no-stinking-mercenaries/
Tom Chartier on "private contractors."
2/17/2007
2/14/2007
Is Your Child a Math Moron?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/02/tom-chartier/is-your-child-a-math-moron/
Tom Chartier on the government's latest scheme to make sure.
2/9/2007
The Project for the New American Disaster
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/02/tom-chartier/the-project-for-the-new-american-disaster/
Tom Chartier: Archives Past articles by Tom Chartier on LewRockwell.com Not exactly my plan, says Tom Chartier. Hey, Dude President Tom Chartier has a towering suggestion for you. Taliban in Cahoots With Drug Lords! Um, not quite. The Solution to Global Warming Tom Chartier on swine flu. A Job for the Somali Pirates Let them hijack the "toxic assets," says Tom Chartier. My Blackwater T-Shirt It's worth a bundle, says Tom Chartier. Dub, Old Buddy Say it isn't so. Rejoice in the Depression It was long past time to cut back, says Tom Chartier. The Shoes of Freedom Toss them! What To Get Lew for Christmas A gift list from Tom Chartier. Bad Mojo For Sarkozy. Get Out Your Wheelbarrow Tom Chartier on Weimar USA. I'm a Baad Libertarian Tom Chartier is sorry. Farewell, Charley Tom Chartier on the retirement of the great columnist. PNAC Goes AWOL Tom Chartier on the axette of evil. Al-Sadr's Hole Card Tom Chartier on the key guy in Iraq. Trouble in Israel? Olmert may be replaced by mor
2/5/2007
1/31/2007
Puppet Leader
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/01/tom-chartier/puppet-leader/
Tom Chartier on Maliki and the worst job.
1/27/2007
The Fratboy-in-Chief
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/01/tom-chartier/the-fratboy-in-chief/
Tom Chartier on Bush.
1/25/2007
The Ticking Clock
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/01/tom-chartier/the-ticking-clock/
Tom Chartier on atomic war.
1/12/2007
If Dubya Talks and Nobody Listens…
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/01/tom-chartier/if-dubya-talks-and-nobody-listens/
Does he make a sound?
1/10/2007
The Whacking of ‘Don Hussein’
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/01/tom-chartier/the-whacking-of-don-hussein/
Powerful criminal families clash.
1/6/2007
Dear Dubya: Time for a Military Makeover!
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/01/tom-chartier/dear-dubya-time-for-a-military-makeover/
1/2/2007
The Decider Hath Decided
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/12/tom-chartier/the-decider-hath-decided/
Tom Chartier on the way forward.
12/25/2006
Dear Lew:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/12/tom-chartier/dear-lew/
What I want for Christmas, by Tom Chartier.
12/22/2006
12/16/2006
Are We Comfortable Yet?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/12/tom-chartier/are-we-comfortable-yet/
Tom Chartier on yet another DC whitewash.
12/13/2006
I Died For Freedom, This I Know
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/12/tom-chartier/i-died-for-freedom-this-i-know/
For those who bade me fight, told me so.
12/11/2006
How To Dispose of Unwanted Gifts
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/12/tom-chartier/how-to-dispose-of-unwanted-gifts/
Important seasonal advice from Tom Chartier.
12/6/2006
Paying for Their Own Liberation
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/12/tom-chartier/paying-for-their-own-liberation/
Democracy doesn't come cheap, y'know.
12/1/2006
National Sorry Day?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/11/tom-chartier/national-sorry-day/
How do we atone, asks Tom Chartier.
11/28/2006
Wanted: Asylum
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/11/tom-chartier/wanted-asylum/
Our Beloved Leader asks Tom Chartier to draft a letter to fellow world figures.
11/16/2006
We the People
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/11/tom-chartier/we-the-people/
An open letter to congress from Tom Chartier.
11/13/2006
The Day the Bomb Blew
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/11/tom-chartier/the-day-the-bomb-blew/
Tom Chartier tells all.
11/10/2006
Who Let the COW into the Classroom?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/11/tom-chartier/who-let-the-cow-into-the-classroom/
Tom Chartier on teaching in the iStupid age.
11/2/2006
Throw the Bums Out
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/10/tom-chartier/throw-the-bums-out/
After all, they're no angels, says Tom Chartier.
10/28/2006
If You Must Vote
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/10/tom-chartier/if-you-must-vote/
Get an absentee ballot, says Tom Chartier.
10/25/2006
How To Spot a Dictator
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/10/tom-chartier/how-to-spot-a-dictator/
Tom Chartier on the tell-tale signs.
10/19/2006
We Encounter the Yuppies
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/10/tom-chartier/we-encounter-the-yuppies/
Tom Chartier on an American Odyssey.
10/17/2006
Nukalert
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/10/tom-chartier/nukalert/
Tom Chartier is nostalgic for the Cold War.
10/11/2006
This Is the Way of Dictatorship
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/10/tom-chartier/this-is-the-way-of-dictatorship/
Tom Chartier on neo-America.
10/6/2006
Sealing Off the Perimeter
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/10/tom-chartier/sealing-off-the-perimeter/
Tom Chartier on keeping the undesirables off his island.
10/3/2006
The Shiny New Baghdad Police College
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/10/tom-chartier/the-shiny-new-baghdad-police-college/
A microcosm of the whole US disaster in Iraq.
10/2/2006
A Radical Plan for Iraq
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/09/tom-chartier/a-radical-plan-for-iraq/
Dear Dubya, by Tom Chartier.
9/29/2006
Hey, Bush
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/09/tom-chartier/hey-bush/
Just how stupid do you think we are?
9/26/2006
The Land Without Hope
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/09/tom-chartier/the-land-without-hope/
Tom Chartier actually agrees with President Bush.
9/23/2006
9/21/2006
The Ditch
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/09/tom-chartier/the-ditch/
Tom Chartier on the awful-hilarious latest from the "war on terrorism."
9/19/2006
A Nightmare for the USA
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/09/tom-chartier/a-nightmare-for-the-usa/
Tom Chartier on WWIII.
9/15/2006
Standin’ at the Crossroads
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/09/tom-chartier/standin-at-the-crossroads/
Tom Chartier on the US blues.
9/14/2006
When Will Americans Take America Back?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/09/tom-chartier/when-will-americans-take-america-back/
And other questions, from Tom Chartier.
9/8/2006
Dear Dubya: Help’s on the Way!
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/09/tom-chartier/dear-dubya-helps-on-the-way/
9/4/2006
The Paranoia Gap Must Be Closed
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/08/tom-chartier/the-paranoia-gap-must-be-closed/
Tom Chartier on the garbage police.
8/31/2006
How Paranoid Can We Get?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/08/tom-chartier/how-paranoid-can-we-get/
Tom Chartier on the federal crazy-state.
8/25/2006
The Land of the Bush, and the Home of the Afraid
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/08/tom-chartier/the-land-of-the-bush-and-the-home-of-the-afraid/
Tom Chartier on the state of air travel.
8/17/2006
I’ve Seen the Future
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/07/tom-chartier/ive-seen-the-future/
And you're not going to like it, says Tom Chartier.
7/8/2006
Happy Birthday, Dubya
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/07/tom-chartier/happy-birthday-dubya/
Tom Chartier on what to get the Decider who has everything.
7/6/2006
All Hail Our Master’s Voice
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/04/tom-chartier/all-hail-our-masters-voice/
Got your tv set tuned to FOX?
4/1/2006
And the Winner Is…
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/03/tom-chartier/and-the-winner-is/
Tom Chartier on the garrison state.
3/20/2006
They’re All a Bunch of Loonies
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/03/tom-chartier/theyre-all-a-bunch-of-loonies/
Tom Chartier on our rulers.
3/6/2006
Scooter, You Are Cordially Invited
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/02/tom-chartier/scooter-you-are-cordially-invited/
To go Hunting.
2/15/2006
Listen Up, Tenderfeet
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/11/tom-chartier/listen-up-tenderfeet/
All you sodbusters gather 'round, says Tom Chartier.
11/8/2005
A Trip to Cemetery Beach
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/09/tom-chartier/a-trip-to-cemetery-beach/
Tom Chartier on gratitude.
9/21/2005
Dear Dubya, You Need My Help
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/09/tom-chartier/dear-dubya-you-need-my-help/
On the guitar.
9/17/2005
A Weekend To Ponder
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/09/tom-chartier/a-weekend-to-ponder/
Clearly, Bush couldn't care less about Americans or the world.
9/14/2005
A Man Must Tinker
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/08/tom-chartier/a-man-must-tinker/
Ladies, stupid will do as stupid does, says Tom Chartier.
8/5/2005
The Dog Food Scandal
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/07/tom-chartier/the-dog-food-scandal/
No more will the wool be pulled over Tom Chartier's eyes.
7/21/2005
Put the Blinders on Before It’s Too Late
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/07/tom-chartier/put-the-blinders-on-before-its-too-late/
Erase all subversive thoughts.
7/14/2005
How To Be a Bum
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/02/tom-chartier/how-to-be-a-bum/
For all of you who asked.
2/15/2005
2/10/2005
Operation Chicken Freedom
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/02/tom-chartier/operation-chicken-freedom/
2/1/2005
1/6/2005
Respect Mon
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/12/tom-chartier/respect-mon/
Tom Chartier on understanding another people.
12/20/2004
I Am a Bum
http://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/12/tom-chartier/i-am-a-bum/
Tom Chartier on the glory of it all.
12/14/2004
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