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Articles by Richard Cummings
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7/3/2009
The Greatest Financial Scandal in American History
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings60.html
Richard Cummings on why the Fed keeps it secret.
3/12/2009
There’s Something Rotten in Alaska
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings59.html
Richard Cummings smells a rat.
10/10/2008
Share-the-Wealth Sarah
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings58.html
Richard Cummings on Palin Peron.
9/24/2008
Kristol Clear
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings57.html
Richard Cummings on why the NY Times hired yet another neocon.
12/31/2007
She Is Woman, She Is Invincible
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings56.html
Richard Cummings on Hillary.
11/16/2007
The Great Decider
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings55.html
With apologies to The Platters.
4/20/2006
The Judge Who Listened to Aquinas
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings54.html
Rather than Bush.
1/6/2006
My Fellow Sleazebags
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings53.html
Cheney speaks for DeLay.
12/5/2005
Juan Peron Advises W
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings52.html
Richard Cummings on a few things in common.
10/4/2005
9/9/2005
The Sunnis, the Shi’ites, and Kurds
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings50.html
Richard Cummings is our anti-Kipling.
8/24/2005
About Those Persians
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings49.html
Alexander the Great catches up with George the Osama Slayer.
8/22/2005
Yogi Catches Up to W
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings48.html
Richard Cummings on two comedians.
8/16/2005
George Meets Adolf
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings47.html
Richard Cumming on an historic summit.
8/9/2005
Aristotle Talks to George
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings46.html
Richard Cummings on intelligent design.
8/4/2005
What Is To Be Done?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings45.html
Richard Cummings on reforming the Cheney-Bush regime.
7/18/2005
Send in the Clowns
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings44.html
Richard Cummings on US foreign policy, with apologies to Stephen Sondheim.
6/18/2005
Why Not Socks?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings43.html
Satire on the autarkists from Richard Cummings.
4/21/2005
Benito and Baba Wawa
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings42.html
Richard Cummings on Mussolini and the Republican foreign policy.
3/15/2005
Don’t It Make Your Red States Blue
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings41.html
Richard Cummings interviews a noted hawk congressman.
1/12/2005
‘Hail the Conquering Hero’
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings40.html
Richard Cummings on the comedy that helps explain US politics.
10/5/2004
Empire To Enlist Foreigners in the Legions
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings39.html
And make them citizens, says Richard Cummings.
9/29/2004
The House of Kennedy vs. the House of Bush
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings38.html
Richard Cummings on the real struggle.
8/4/2004
Marshall Law in Iraq
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings37.html
Marshall Law III, that is.
6/19/2004
5/17/2004
Trump Fires Everyone
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings35.html
Richard Cummings on the solution to the federal government.
4/19/2004
The Politics of Gay Marriage
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings34.html
Senators Kerry, Kennedy to wed, says satirist Richard Cummings.
3/8/2004
Bull and Scones
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings33.html
Richard Cummings on a certain secret society.
2/18/2004
Dershowitz To Represent Saddam
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings32.html
Richard Cummings is kidding, isn't he?
1/17/2004
Turtles All the Way Down
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings31.html
Richard Cummings on flat-earth America.
12/6/2003
The Incredible Hulk
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings30.html
Meets the fat, stupid towel head.
11/11/2003
Autocentricity
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings28.html
Richard Cummings on cars and votes.
10/9/2003
Attack Sicily!
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings27.html
Al Cibiades on Larry King Live.
8/30/2003
Dr. Livingston, I Presume
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings26.html
Dubya in the Heart of Darkness.
7/8/2003
Truth to Power
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings25.html
Nope. Richard Cummings on big media.
6/30/2003
With Monty Python in Iraq
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings24.html
Looking for the elusive WMDs.
6/27/2003
Missing WMDs?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings23.html
Clouseau’s on the case, says Richard Cummings.
6/10/2003
Wars, Lies, and WMDs
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings22.html
Richard Cummings on intelligence and the administration.
5/22/2003
La Guerre N’est Pas Finie
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings21.html
Quelles consequences, mon Dieu!
4/24/2003
4/14/2003
Is ‘National Review’ a CIA Front?
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings19.html
Richard Cummings wonders.
3/24/2003
Sharpton for President
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings18.html
He's clearly the best choice, says Richard Cummings.
3/15/2003
Diary of a Madman
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings17.html
He has the keys to war or peace in his hands alone. Article by Richard Cummings.
3/10/2003
The Goose That Laid Golden Eggs
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings16.html
Until the envious grabbed him.
2/17/2003
Carving Up the Pie
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings15.html
The planetary pie. Richard Cummings on Andrew Bracevich's American Empire.
2/11/2003
The Client List of Kissinger Associates
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings14.html
A peek into the establishment, by Richard Cummings.
12/21/2002
The Magnificent 30
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings13.html
The CIA goes after bin Laden, sort of.
11/23/2002
Out the Arabists
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings12.html
Richard Cummings on the latest chapter in the war on terror.
11/16/2002
Dessert Storm
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings11.html
Iran, Iraq, whatever. Richard Cummings remembers how the US government got us into this mess.
10/9/2002
McCall Withdraws
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings10.html
Dems back Smith. Richard Cummings on the latest political developments.
10/4/2002
The Wolf With No Wits
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig3/cummings9.html
Richard Cummings on a fable of DC.
9/23/2002
Dear Old Tajikistan U.
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig3/cummings8.html
Richard Cummings on academic imperialism.
9/2/2002
Yankee, Go Home
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig3/cummings7.html
Richard Cummings on an idea whose time has come.
8/17/2002
8/7/2002
TWGSP’s Gotta Have It
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig3/cummings5.html
Richard Cummings on The World's Great Superpower.
7/31/2002
The Emperor of Ice Cream
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig3/cummings4.html
W. is melting, melting.
6/28/2002
Art and the CIA
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig3/cummings3.html
Thanks, feds, for ugly paintings too. Article by Richard Cummings.
6/20/2002
I Met Her in Venezuela
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/orig3/cummings2.html
The CIA runs a coup from the Ritz. Article by Richard Cummings.
4/27/2002
4/16/2002
CIA-USA
http://archive.lewrockwell.com/cummings/cummings29.html
Richard Cummings on a small piece of the Rockefeller World Empire.
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