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Fidel Castro Enabler

Humberto Fontova on CBS's Don Hewitt.

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8/24/2009

According to CNN

Cuba is a medical model for the US.

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8/11/2009

Castro Did Not Improve the Lives of Cubans

Can you believe that Hollywood, etc. still echo commie propaganda?

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2/21/2009

Groovy Che

Humberto Fontova on killer admiration.

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1/28/2009

The Lady and Her Speechwriter

Why does a pro-hunting candidate have a PETA-esque speechwriter? Humberto Fontova wants to know.

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9/10/2008

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7/19/2008

Drill Offshore

For a seafood bonanza, says Humberto Fontova.

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6/17/2008

Polar Bears Endangered!

By Greenie bureaucrats.

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5/31/2008

Che Biopic

Cannes snores.

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5/24/2008

Drill for Offshore Oil

The Earth exists for mankind.

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5/12/2008

The History Channel Shills

For Che Guevara.

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9/25/2007

Dr. Lenin, I Presume

Humberto Fontova on what "Sicko" left out.

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7/25/2007

Tune In, Turn On, Get Shot

Humberto Fontova on Johnny Depp and the mass murderer he loves.

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6/5/2007

Mass-Murderer T-Shirts

Humberto Fontova on the continuing Che phenomenon.

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5/7/2007

39 Years of Media Hype

Humberto Fontova on Che Guevara.

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10/6/2006

Fidel Is Green

Over Hugo's New York trip, says Humberto Fontova.

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9/26/2006

Castro Is Still Dead

Humberto Fontova on Fidel and fidelismo.

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8/16/2006

Castro and Cuba

Humberto Fontova on the future of the socialist dictatorship.

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8/9/2006

The ACLU and ‘Book Burning’

Humberto Fontova on a slight double standard.

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7/13/2006

Che at the Marches

Humberto Fontova on what the media hid.

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5/29/2006

Castro Is Rich

Humberto Fontova on his true wealth.

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5/18/2006

Movie Critics Aghast

At Andy Garcia's 'The Lost City.'

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5/2/2006

Jesse Jackson’s Excellent New Orleans Adventure

Finally, a wind worthy of him.

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11/1/2005

Don’t Shoot! I’m Che!

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10/11/2005

Damn Those Rednecks

And other stories of Katrina, from Humberto Fontova.

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9/14/2005

Che the Guerilla Fighter

Literally.

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8/15/2005

‘A Rat Is a Pig Is a Dog Is a Boy’?

Not quite, says hunter Humberto Fontova.

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7/19/2005

Hunting With Neidermeier and Yoko

Poor Humberto Fontova!

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7/12/2005

Back at It

Even a hideous, near-fatal accident can't keep Humberto Fontova down.

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6/10/2005

Yikes!

Humberto Fontova on the scariest costume of them all.

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5/14/2005

What’s Good for the Hunter

Is good for the greenie, says Humberto Fontova.

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5/7/2005

California’s Uppity Cougars

Humberto Fontova knows what to do.

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4/22/2005

Castro Spies on Jack Nicholson

And the Pope, says Humberto Fontova.

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4/8/2005

Che at the Oscars

Humberto Fontova on Carlos Santana.

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4/2/2005

Serenading the Grizzlies

Humberto Fontova on the wit's end of environmentalism.

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10/14/2003

Wicked Husbands

At least according to Fox TV.

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7/15/2003

I Get Hate Mail

Humberto Fontova is ready to surrender on the tofu question.

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3/13/2003

Tofu Kills

Diet advice from the deerstalker, Humberto Fontova.

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8/22/2002

Rich Americans With Guns

And shooting animals! Humberto Fontova on a left-wing Euro-nightmare.

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8/14/2002

Animal Planet Antidote

Humberto Fontova on telling the truth about game.

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8/9/2002

Bankruptcy Happens

Unlike government.

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6/23/2002

Does Vegetarianism Cause Insanity?

Humberto Fontova on a suppressed aspect of the murder of Pim Fortuyn.

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6/13/2002

Catholic Priests Repeatedly Abused

And the New York Times ignores it.

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5/11/2002

Pals With Sharks

Humberto Fontova on what happened to an anti-human scientist.

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4/19/2002

Hurrah for Salesmen

Humberto Fontova on the shock troops of capitalism.

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1/24/2002

Bang!

Humberto Fontova on having fun with guns, especially the ancient and heroic sport of hunting.

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1/18/2002

144,000 Dead Ducks

That Audubon knew how to hunt, says Humberto Fontova.

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10/27/2001

Sharks Attacked

Humberto Fontova on an event to chill the blood of every green.

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9/12/2001

Kill Squirrels and Eat Them

It's the model for wildlife management, says Humberto Fontova.

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9/1/2001

Fishing in Endangered Waters

What fun! Except that Humberto Fontova and his friend bring their wives along.

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8/25/2001

Really ‘Politically Incorrect’

Humberto Fontova teaches Bill Maher a thing or three.

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8/18/2001

Deer Were Created To Be Killed

For human pleasure and dinner.

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8/11/2001

You Want To See Anger?

A guy wears a Che Guevara shirt to Humberto Fontova's BBQ.

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8/6/2001

Too Many Sharks

That's why there are so many attacks. Time to hunt and chow down, says Humberto Fontova, author of the great Helldiver's Rodeo.

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7/14/2001

Catch, Fillet, and Release

Humberto Fontova on manly fishing vs. girly fishing.

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6/30/2001

Shark Week

Humberto on hunting sharks, and commies.

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6/6/2001

People Problems, or Lion Problems?

Hurry up and kill them before they're extinct.

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5/23/2001

More Logging, More Deer

Another reason to cut down trees!

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5/16/2001

Delta Swine

Humberto Fontova and his dogs and friends hunt the king of Louisiana beasts.

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5/2/2001

Alligators: ‘Nuisance’ or Meal?

Yum, yum, says Humberto Fontova.

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4/6/2001

Perversion at the Wal-Mart

Humberto Fontova on Castro and diapers.

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3/28/2001

Shark Trouble

Humberto Fontova on diving, hunting, blood, and the eco-weenies.

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3/9/2001

Female Gratitude for Ya

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12/30/2000

Neo-Fascist?

Funny that this is the worst epithet when the Communists were infinitely worse. Article by Humberto Fontova. P.S. See Burt Blumert's letter on the related smearing of Lew.

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9/27/2000

Fidel’s Beltway Smoochfest

Cuban memories from Humberto Fontova.

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9/14/2000

More Louisiana Blood Lust

More laurels for Louisiana! More proof of our raging and unquenchable blood lust! You don't get cuisine like ours without it, says Humberto Fontova.

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8/25/2000

Cajuns, Hunting, Hemingway, and Pinkos

The hilarious Humberto Fontova on why Louisiana is #1.

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8/1/2000

Offshore Oil Drilling: An Environmental Bonanza

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7/28/2000

Defending ‘Crazy Joe’

Humberto Fontova has some advice for this site.

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3/3/2000

My Love Affair With Dixie

Humberto Fontova's memo to Paul Begala.

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2/21/2000

Dissent on Mencken

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2/16/2000

My First Holy Communion

Humberto Fontova remembers Cuba, and the tough Spanish priests who served Christ there.

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2/10/2000

True Crime

When criminals broke into Humberto Fontova's home, and he grabbed his shotgun.

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2/5/2000

Dinner With Freddy

A practical and philosophical defense of hunting. Blam! Blam!

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1/17/2000
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