Articles by Burton S. Blumert

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David Gordon on Burt Blumert's new book.

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4/18/2013

Burt Blumert’s Life

A newly discovered autobiographical essay.

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7/22/2009

The Future of LRC

A report from Burt Blumert.

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12/29/2008

Bagels, Barry Bonds, and Rotten Politicians

LOL with Burt Blumert.

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9/16/2008

Teaching Through Satire

Lew Rockwell on LRC's very funny libertarian publisher.

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9/16/2008

Thanks a Lot, Ron Paul

You've turned my home into a campaign headquarters, says Burton S. Blumert.

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1/7/2008

Old Media Crater, LRC Soars

So we're going broke, says Burton S. Blumert.

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12/28/2007

The Ron Paul Question

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8/10/2007

Ron Paul and LRC

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8/9/2007

Our ‘Ron Paul Problem’

Burton S. Blumert on the uncertain future of LewRockwell.com.

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8/6/2007

Can LRC Survive?

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8/6/2007

Never Give In, Never Give Up

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8/6/2007

Wish You’d Been There?

Attend the LRC conference virtually, says Burton S. Blumert.

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12/15/2006

Can’t Attend Our LRC Health and Wealth Conference?

Have I got a deal for you, says Burton S. Blumert.

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11/30/2006

‘The Queen’

Burton S. Blumert goes to the movies.

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10/31/2006

What in Heaven’s Name Is Going on in the Gold Market?

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12/17/2005

Blumert the Suicide Bomber

What happened to Burton S. Blumert when he followed an editorial suggestion.

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11/15/2005

Shanghai and Mao

June Morrall and Burton S. Blumert on a personal journey, and one of the great monsters of history.

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8/18/2005

Steroids, Schmeroids

No asterisks for Barry Bonds, please, says Burton S. Blumert.

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3/8/2005

Burt Goes to the Movies

And wants to exchange the multi-mega-plex for a palace.

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2/5/2005

An Answer to Old Age

Burton S. Blumert on Shangra-La, a Star Trek planet, and an ice floe.

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12/20/2004

Welcome to the Wretched Skies

Say the magic "woid" and go to jail.

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10/28/2004

Beware the Call From the Sheriff’s Department

Burton S. Blumert on dangerous phones.

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10/11/2004

The Annual Physical and Other Scams

Burton S. Blumert still hates doctors.

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8/30/2004

Got an Unmentionable Problem?

The TV hucksters have all the answers, says Burton S. Blumert.

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7/14/2004

Blumert Survives a Visit to the Mall

Barely.

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7/2/2004

How Many Drachma Do I Get for a Reagan?

Burton S. Blumert on monetary affairs after the emperor's passing.

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6/14/2004

Of Course, I Still Hate Giuliani

But now I'm not alone, says Burton S. Blumert.

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5/24/2004

Maintaining Your Sanity

When gold drops $45 per ounce.

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5/7/2004

Under Pressure, Blumert Produces Military Records

But he denies that those internet photos are real.

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5/3/2004

The Mortality of Baseball Players

Even Barry Bonds.

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4/29/2004

Eavesdropping at the ADL

What Burton S. Blumert overheard.

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3/19/2004

Leapin’ Lizards

No wonder Burton S. Blumert is discombobulated.

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3/1/2004

The Risks You Run If You Own Gold

And the dangers you face if you don't.

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1/30/2004

Confessions of a Gold Pusher

Burton S. Blumert understands the plight of the poor cigarette companies.

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12/10/2003

It’s November in California

Whatever that means.

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11/4/2003

Rockwell’s Masterpiece

Burton S. Blumert on Speaking of Liberty.

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9/29/2003

Blumert Gets Tattooed

And all because of a reunion.

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9/1/2003

Lost LRC Treasure Recovered

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8/20/2003

Seabiscuit Revisionism

Burton S. Blumert, in light of his own Day at the Races, goes to the movies. Sort of.

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8/2/2003

Life Before Gilligan’s Island

Never again will Burton S. Blumert try to pass for one of them, a kid raised on tv instead of radio and comic books.

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6/13/2003

My Memo From Rockwell

Burton S. Blumert prepares to report on SARS.

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5/28/2003

The Hardly Noticed Rally

Burton S. Blumert on the gold market.

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5/21/2003

If You Want To Make God Laugh

Tell Him your investment plans, says Burton S. Blumert.

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5/7/2003

Laughing on the Way to the Gallows

And the poor house.

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3/29/2003

Listening to Myself

Burton S. Blumert on gold.

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2/21/2003

They’re Out To Get Me

Burton S. Blumert is in trouble now.

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1/20/2003

Bagels and Gas Masks

Surviving in New York City, in style.

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8/26/2002

Blumert Intercepts Government Memo

From the White House to the Fed. Report by Burton S. Blumert.

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7/23/2002

From Mine to Mint

Burton S. Blumert on errors.

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7/8/2002

Who Says Jews and Arabs Can’t Get Along?

But Burton S. Blumert worries now about his Palestinians.

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5/28/2002

Booed By a Bookstore

Burton S. Blumert is attacked by a libertarian warmonger.

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4/16/2002

The King Doesn’t Like Gold

Never has, never will, says Burton S. Blumert – unlike Mr. Chang.

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3/11/2002

Keep That Knife Away From My Chest

And other observations on and to doctors, from Burton S. Blumert.

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2/20/2002

Nozick, Rothbard, and Me at the WTC

Burton S. Blumert on the high-rise evening that almost wrecked CLS.

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1/26/2002

I Still Hate Doctors

And now they hate me, says Burton S. Blumert.

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1/11/2002

Take the Blumert Test

Find out if you are a threat to liberty.

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12/29/2001

Germs and Movies

For guidance in the age of anthrax, Burton S. Blumert turns to Hollywood.

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11/29/2001

Let Them Eat Bagels

The War Street Journal gets it wrong again.

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11/19/2001

I Hate Rudy Giuliani

Thank goodness the little dictator's days are numbered, says Burton S. Blumert.

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11/5/2001

Sheik for a Week

Burt Blumert goes undercover for LRC as a racism investigator.

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10/23/2001

Back to the Friendly Skies

Burt Blumert on federalized flying.

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10/4/2001

The Anniversary of a Crime

Nixon repudiated the last vestiges of honest money 30 years ago, says Burton S. Blumert.

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8/20/2001

Another Angry Pressure Group

This time over the DC cops and Chandra.

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7/14/2001

Were the Interns Spies?

Burton S. Blumert on the kind of girls his Jewish mother did not have in mind.

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7/10/2001

The Unforgiveable Sin

It's not loving the rotten media, and Barry Bonds – genuine baseball hero – has committed it.

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6/8/2001

World War II and Other Glorious Events

Finally, the Good War has a theme park.

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5/30/2001

Hello, PG&E – Are You There?

A report from the front lines of the energy war, from Burt Blumert.

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5/21/2001

You Can Sell Anything If the Price Is Right

Including murderous, military hardware, says Burt Blumert.

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4/30/2001

Chinese Restaurants and the Old South

Only Burt Blumert could link the two.

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4/16/2001

Monster Time for LewRockwell.com!

Burton S. Blumert on the fallout from Lew's China article.

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4/9/2001

The War Between the Sexes

And why men always lose.

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10/2/2000

Flying the Regulated Skies

Burt Blumert on travel in the egalitarian age.

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7/28/2000

I Hate Doctors

Why are we supposed to feel sorry for this government-protected profession? Burt Blumert wants to know.

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5/11/2000

Bam, Whack, Pow

Keep your liberal hands off boxing, says Burton S. Blumert. We like it as it is: transparently corrupt.

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5/11/2000

If I Don’t Show Up At My Office Tomorrow Morning, You’ll Know They Got Me

Burt Blumert on real political correctness.

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5/11/2000

We Need No Hate-Crimes Legislation

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5/11/2000

Beware the Chartist

He brings you false science, says Burton S. Blumert.

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Burt’s Gold Page

to Louise

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The Power of $8

Defying Blumert's 7th Law.

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What Happened?

To the gold rally.

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The Gold Market and You

Advice from Burton S. Blumert.

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Burt’s Gold Page

Burt's Gold Page.

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Past articles by Burton S. Blumert on LewRockwell.com

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Come to the LRC Conference!

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Ron Paul’s Speeches of Freedom

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