Articles by Burton S. Blumert

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David Gordon on Burt Blumert's new book.

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4/18/2013

Burt Blumert’s Life

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7/22/2009

The Future of LRC

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12/29/2008

Bagels, Barry Bonds, and Rotten Politicians

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9/16/2008

Teaching Through Satire

Lew Rockwell on LRC's very funny libertarian publisher.

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9/16/2008

Thanks a Lot, Ron Paul

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1/7/2008

Old Media Crater, LRC Soars

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12/28/2007

The Ron Paul Question

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8/10/2007

Ron Paul and LRC

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8/9/2007

Our ‘Ron Paul Problem’

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8/6/2007

Can LRC Survive?

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8/6/2007

Never Give In, Never Give Up

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8/6/2007

Wish You’d Been There?

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12/15/2006

Can’t Attend Our LRC Health and Wealth Conference?

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11/30/2006

‘The Queen’

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10/31/2006

What in Heaven’s Name Is Going on in the Gold Market?

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12/17/2005

Blumert the Suicide Bomber

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11/15/2005

Shanghai and Mao

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8/18/2005

Steroids, Schmeroids

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3/8/2005

Burt Goes to the Movies

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2/5/2005

An Answer to Old Age

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12/20/2004

Welcome to the Wretched Skies

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10/28/2004

Beware the Call From the Sheriff’s Department

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10/11/2004

The Annual Physical and Other Scams

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8/30/2004

Got an Unmentionable Problem?

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7/14/2004

Blumert Survives a Visit to the Mall

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7/2/2004

How Many Drachma Do I Get for a Reagan?

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6/14/2004

Of Course, I Still Hate Giuliani

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5/24/2004

Maintaining Your Sanity

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5/7/2004

Under Pressure, Blumert Produces Military Records

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5/3/2004

The Mortality of Baseball Players

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4/29/2004

Eavesdropping at the ADL

What Burton S. Blumert overheard.

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3/19/2004

Leapin’ Lizards

No wonder Burton S. Blumert is discombobulated.

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3/1/2004

The Risks You Run If You Own Gold

And the dangers you face if you don't.

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1/30/2004

Confessions of a Gold Pusher

Burton S. Blumert understands the plight of the poor cigarette companies.

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12/10/2003

It’s November in California

Whatever that means.

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11/4/2003

Rockwell’s Masterpiece

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9/29/2003

Blumert Gets Tattooed

And all because of a reunion.

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9/1/2003

Lost LRC Treasure Recovered

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8/20/2003

Seabiscuit Revisionism

Burton S. Blumert, in light of his own Day at the Races, goes to the movies. Sort of.

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8/2/2003

Life Before Gilligan’s Island

Never again will Burton S. Blumert try to pass for one of them, a kid raised on tv instead of radio and comic books.

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6/13/2003

My Memo From Rockwell

Burton S. Blumert prepares to report on SARS.

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5/28/2003

The Hardly Noticed Rally

Burton S. Blumert on the gold market.

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5/21/2003

If You Want To Make God Laugh

Tell Him your investment plans, says Burton S. Blumert.

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5/7/2003

Laughing on the Way to the Gallows

And the poor house.

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3/29/2003

Listening to Myself

Burton S. Blumert on gold.

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2/21/2003

They’re Out To Get Me

Burton S. Blumert: Archives Past articles by Burton S. Blumert on LewRockwell.com How To Buy Gold and Silver Explained and demystified by the great Burt Blumert, interviewed by Lew. Flying the Regulated Skies Coffee or tea in your agony? I Hate Doctors Burt Blumert on health care. Bam, Whack, Pow Burt Blumert on the anti-boxing bozos. The War Between the Sexes Why do men always lose? Burt Blumert's Life A newly discovered autobiographical essay. The Future of LRC A report from Burt Blumert. Take the Blumert Test How do you score as a danger to liberty? What's Up With Gold? Podcast with gold-maven Burt Blumert, author of Bagels, Barry Bonds, and Rotten Politicians. Beware the Chartist Always, but especially now. A classic from Burt Blumert. Bagels, Barry Bonds, and Rotten Politicians LOL with Burt Blumert. RFLOL David Gordon on Burt Blumert's new book. Teaching Through Satire Lew Rockwell on LRC's very funny libertarian publisher. Thanks a Lot, Ron Paul You've turned my home into a camp

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1/20/2003

Bagels and Gas Masks

Surviving in New York City, in style.

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8/26/2002

Blumert Intercepts Government Memo

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7/23/2002

From Mine to Mint

Burton S. Blumert on errors.

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7/8/2002

Who Says Jews and Arabs Can’t Get Along?

But Burton S. Blumert worries now about his Palestinians.

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5/28/2002

Booed By a Bookstore

Burton S. Blumert is attacked by a libertarian warmonger.

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4/16/2002

The King Doesn’t Like Gold

Never has, never will, says Burton S. Blumert – unlike Mr. Chang.

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3/11/2002

Keep That Knife Away From My Chest

And other observations on and to doctors, from Burton S. Blumert.

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2/20/2002

Nozick, Rothbard, and Me at the WTC

Burton S. Blumert on the high-rise evening that almost wrecked CLS.

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1/26/2002

I Still Hate Doctors

And now they hate me, says Burton S. Blumert.

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1/11/2002

Take the Blumert Test

Find out if you are a threat to liberty.

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12/29/2001

Germs and Movies

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11/29/2001

Let Them Eat Bagels

The War Street Journal gets it wrong again.

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11/19/2001

I Hate Rudy Giuliani

Thank goodness the little dictator's days are numbered, says Burton S. Blumert.

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11/5/2001

Sheik for a Week

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10/23/2001

Back to the Friendly Skies

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10/4/2001

The Anniversary of a Crime

Nixon repudiated the last vestiges of honest money 30 years ago, says Burton S. Blumert.

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8/20/2001

Another Angry Pressure Group

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7/14/2001

Were the Interns Spies?

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7/10/2001

The Unforgiveable Sin

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6/8/2001

World War II and Other Glorious Events

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5/30/2001

Hello, PG&E – Are You There?

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5/21/2001

You Can Sell Anything If the Price Is Right

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4/30/2001

Chinese Restaurants and the Old South

Only Burt Blumert could link the two.

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4/16/2001

Monster Time for LewRockwell.com!

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4/9/2001

The War Between the Sexes

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10/2/2000

Flying the Regulated Skies

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7/28/2000

I Hate Doctors

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5/11/2000

Bam, Whack, Pow

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5/11/2000

If I Don’t Show Up At My Office Tomorrow Morning, You’ll Know They Got Me

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5/11/2000

We Need No Hate-Crimes Legislation

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5/11/2000

Beware the Chartist

He brings you false science, says Burton S. Blumert.

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Burt’s Gold Page

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The Power of $8

Defying Blumert's 7th Law.

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What Happened?

To the gold rally.

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The Gold Market and You

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Burt’s Gold Page

Burt's Gold Page.

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Come to the LRC Conference!

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Ron Paul’s Speeches of Freedom

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