Troubled
Kings, Epiphany, and Ron Paul
by
Becky Akers
by Becky Akers
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This Sunday
marked the beginning of Epiphany on the Christian calendar. For
all you heathen, the next six weeks celebrate Jesus Christ as the
Light of the world, Savior of Gentiles as well as Jews. God revealed
this truth in many ways, whether leading the non-Jewish Magi to
Christ’s cradle or testifying at His later baptism, "This
is My beloved Son, in Whom I am well pleased."
Coinciding
with Epiphany this year are presidential primaries in 31 states
and the District of Columbia. If those elections are anything like
Iowa’s, they’ll flummox us with a mystery as old as the Magi.
The little
we know of these ancient travellers comes from St.
Matthew’s gospel. Whatever Magi are (some scholars translate
the word as "wise men"; others take the opposite tack
and go with "kings"), they reached Judea by following
an unusual star. Upon arriving in Jerusalem, they dropped a bombshell:
"Where is He who has been born King of the Jews? For we have
seen His star in the East and have come to worship Him."
They seem to
have asked the city at large, but their question soon thundered
through the palace of Judea’s ruler, Herod the Great Thug. Now in
his 70’s and approaching death, this monster figured the Jews already
had all the kings they needed in him. The Roman Senate agreed, having
confirmed his title some thirty years before. Since then, he had
murdered much of his family as well as countless subjects to keep
his job.
Herod was one
of those honest brutes who expose Leviathan’s essence. He spouted
none of this of,-by-and-for-the-people cant as he pillaged and plundered.
Everyone knew he was in politics for himself – and for his Roman
overseers, of course. He paid Rome a hefty percentage of his take
for soldiers to strong-arm Judea’s farmers and fishermen.
Herod’s wickedness
dwarfs even the vilest of private criminals’. He foisted on taxpayers
cruel and "costly
games in which men were condemned to fight with wild beasts,"
incinerated
42 political opponents, and starved
a couple of his sons to death after a kangaroo conviction for
treason. A true politician, he seems to have publicly observed his
subjects’ religious rules down to their dietary prohibition on pork.
Yet he enthusiastically violated the Ten
Commandments, especially the Sixth and especially among his
own family. He killed so many of his offspring that Augustus
famously punned about preferring to be Herod’s swine (hus)
rather than his son (huios).
Herod capped
a lifetime of evil with his Massacre of the Innocents. He couldn’t
answer the Magi’s question regarding the Messiah’s location – though
you can bet your Christmas presents he wanted to know as badly as
they did. No doubt he fancied himself quite crafty when he ordered,
"Go
and search carefully for the young Child, and when you have
found Him, bring back word to me, that I may come and worship
Him also." And here’s evidence for the Magi’s being kings,
not wise men: God had to warn them in a dream against reporting
His Son’s whereabouts to Herod. That gave Herod an excuse to kill
every boy 2 years old and younger in Bethlehem and environs. The
despot who murdered his own children rather than yield his throne
wasn’t about to spare anyone else’s son.
Behold your
government if you live in Jerusalem during the last three decades
before Christ. Surely you’re hopeful, albeit secretly, every time
there’s whiff of another plot to overthrow it. You probably don’t
care anymore who forces Herod off his throne, so long as someone
does. And hey, a newborn Rebel is as good as any, right? This One
even has wealthy Magi traversing field and fountain, moor and mountain
to bear Him gifts: maybe they’ll stick around to help Him oust Herod.
That’s got to put a smile on your downtrodden face.
Actually, it
doesn’t. Matthew tells us, "When Herod the king heard [that
the Magi were seeking another King], he was troubled, and"
– pay attention now, because this is just too incredible – "all
Jerusalem with him." Taxpayers footing the bills for Herod’s
enormous construction projects and his abominable games, victims
who could be hauled to prison and tortured at a twitch of his finger,
serfs whose freedoms varied with his moods, were "troubled"
at the prospect of losing such misery.
The same phenomenon
shows in the primaries. Political slime oozes from state to state
in pursuit of the presidential nomination. They promise to kill
more of our fellowmen overseas, torture those they don’t kill, extend
the American empire, raise exorbitant taxes higher, spy on us wherever
we go and whatever we do – in short, they vow to enslave us with
more chains than Herod ever dreamed of forging for Jerusalem.
Wouldn’t you
expect voters to cheer the shining exception to these dismal, dangerous
dunces? Wouldn’t you think they’d stampede to Ron Paul? He alone
talks of freedom and morality, peace and prosperity. He’s a giant
of integrity among chattering pygmies, the one who can save us from
the Republican Herods now and the Democratic ones later. True, his
campaign is snowballing, with 10% of Iowa’s Republicans voting last
Thursday for a Congressman most had never heard of a few months
ago. But I want more. And not just Republicans and independents,
either. I want 80% of all voters in New Hampshire polling
for Dr. Paul, 85% in Michigan next week, 90% in Nevada and South
Carolina a few days later. We can’t shoot for 100 because of Leviathan’s
legionnaires: 1.75
million at the federal level, let alone the hundreds of thousands
sucking our blood for the states and municipalities – a whopping
10% of the population, according to an estimate
from 1996. We can hardly expect these leeches to vote for the
hero who will send them out to find honest work. But what about
everyone else? Yo, slaves! We can strike off the chains! We can
finally live free!
No wonder Mitt
and Mike and the Johns and Obama and Hillary are troubled. But how
confounding that Jerusalem is, too.
January
9, 2008
Becky
Akers [send her mail]
writes primarily about the American Revolution.
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