The Super Bowl's 'Security'
by
Becky Akers
Recently
by Becky Akers: The
TSA: Brazenly Strip-Searching and Just as Brazenly Lying About It
Football fans,
beware. "Homeland
Security secretary Janet Napolitano joined NFL and other officials
in warning that security for Sunday's game at Lucas Oil Stadium
would be significantly heightened…" Whoa! Seems professional
games have become so dangerous you’d better stay home this year.
And it isn’t
just the Super Bowl. Those big, brawny guys at the NFL’s headquarters
are so terrified that they "partnered" months ago with
the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to protect themselves.
What’s the
threat?
You.
Oh, and your
kids, too: the "family
friendly" NFL ordered all 32 of its clubs last fall to
grope every customer entering a stadium, whatever his age, regardless
of her condition.
Why are you
and John Jr. such a menace? Because on the theory of "deep
pockets," corrupt courts have enabled anyone injured to sue
not the entity responsible for his harm but the wealthiest one within
a 25-mile radius. If an unofficial terrorist attacked one of the
NFL’s games, litigious fans could bankrupt the League. (On the other
hand, official terrorists may assault fans repeatedly and with impunity,
as Sunday proves.)
So in 2009,
Our
Rulers granted the NFL immunity from such lawsuits in exchange
for cooperating with the DHS. Naturally, both parties pretend that
molesting you before admitting you to your over-priced seat is a
selfless act on their part, purely for your benefit -- despite the
studies
linking sexual assault with depression, Post-Traumatic Stress
Disorder and even suicide. But we all know who’s really profiting:
the DHS extends its police-state further into our lives while the
NFL protects itself from socialism masquerading as justice.
Nor has its
conquest of the NFL contented the DHS. It’s also enlisted "Major
League Baseball (MLB) teams, [and] the U.S. Open Tennis Championships
(USTA)" as "partners" in its "’See Something,
Say Something’ public awareness campaign," just as it did the
NFL. From there, it’s a short step to frisking those fans, too.
Some of the
NFL’s members valiantly sugarcoat the offense against fans. According
to the New York Jets, "…[A]ll guests will be subject to
a courteous pat-down screening upon entry by Safety Services staff
of the same gender. ... Persons that refuse to be patted down …
will not be admitted." Nice try, but "guests" paying
megabucks aren’t prisoners, nor should they be abused as such.
Yet the NFL
has been confusing customers with criminals since 2005, when it
claimed to ESPN that molesting selected "guests" would
"provide
an essential layer of security in an age of constant terrorism
threats."
Yeah, right.
Personnel usually searched folks suspected of smuggling stuff the
NFL’s concessionaires sold and only from the waist up. But not many
terrorists tape explosives to their chests while trying to look
suspicious.
So the NFL
moved the goalposts. For months now, it’s been groping customers
above the waist and from knees to ankles. How long before it makes
a pass at the end zone as well?
We’ve seen
this graduated approach before. The TSA pawed passengers’ arms and
legs at airports for years. Then, in 2010, it stole second base,
too.
Indeed, the
TSA seems to be coaching the NFL. The League parrots the same excuse
as the TSA: "Someone somewhere might try something sometime,
which gives us a pass to manhandle everybody." Though of course,
it doesn’t say it that plainly. Instead, it swiped not only the
TSA’s procedures but the jargon that sanitizes this sexual assault:
"The enhanced security procedures … will further increase the
safety of fans but will require some additional time," a
spokesman for the NFL contends.
"Some
additional time"? The TSA claims to paw only 3% of passengers,
not 100% -- and its lines are the stuff of nightmares. It recently
began psychologically searching everyone who passed through its
checkpoints at Boston’s Logan Airport, interrogating victims for
30 seconds apiece. These "chat-downs"
caused delays of four hours.
Meanwhile,
both the NFL and the Super Bowl grossly inconvenience and even more
grossly insult "guests" over … nothing.
That’s right:
nothing. Mr.-sorry, Mistress Janet immediately denied any menace
to the Super Bowl despite pawing patrons; so did the NFL when dictating
its new policy: "the
‘enhanced security procedures’ are not a result of any specific
threat, but the league is ‘always refining and improving’ security."
Oh, they’re
refining and improving, all right. Not only do the sheeple no longer
object to this totalitarianism, they expect and even accept it.
"I don't particularly like it," one
woman from Maryland explained, "but if it's for our safety
I'm used to it. I'm used to getting pat down already when you go
to the Redskins stadium."
Touchdown for
Leviathan.
February
4, 2012
Becky
Akers [send her mail] writes
primarily about the American Revolution.
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© 2012 by LewRockwell.com. Permission to reprint in whole or in
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