Top 21 Survival Pick Up Lines

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Let’s face it, finding another survival-minded partner isn’t the easiest task in the world. Sometimes it can feel like trying to start a friction fire with water soaked wood. Or, like trying to find the one edible cattail in a marsh of poisonous water irises – darn near impossible!

And let’s face it, survival-types aren’t known for being the most socially suave category of people, am I right? It takes a special person to understand the things that survivalists really get excited about – like composting toilets, stacked and racked food storage, gravity fed water systems, heirloom seeds, Bug Out drills, wild edibles, household arsenals and the list goes on and on. You know what I mean.

Well here at Willow Haven, we know a good survival partner not only makes a lot of sense, but also makes life more rewarding. They aren’t just someone to reload magazines when lead starts flying. They’re a key component to a solid support system. Consequently, we are extending our survival training to help with this social dilemma. Don’t worry we’ve got your back! Hopefully our advice in the skill of approaching a survival minded partner will help. You won’t, however, be able to use the 2 is 1 and 1 is none philosophy when choosing a survival life partner. That probably won’t go over so well.

Without further delay, below are the Top 21 Survival Pick Up Lines:

Survival Pick Up Line # 1:

Stop. Just stop. You had me at ‘food storage’.

Survival Pick Up Line # 2:

Here. I brought you a bouquet. It’s edible.

edible-bouquet

Survival Pick Up Line # 3:

You know, I’d love to invite you over to my place, but my bunker location is a secret.

Survival Pick Up Line # 4:

Hi. Let me buy you a drink? Excuse me bartender, do you take gold?

Survival Pick Up Line # 5:

I’m going to do something really special for our dinner and movie date tonight. I’m busting out the good stuff – Mountain House and Red Dawn.

pick-up

Survival Pick Up Line # 6:

I’ll show you my Bug Out Bag if you show me yours.

Survival Pick Up Line # 7:

Girl, without you it’d be TEOTWAWKI for sure.

Survival Pick Up Line # 8:

Is that a Bow Drill Spindle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

spindle-in-pocket

Survival Pick Up Line # 9:

I bet you look beautiful through the amber lens of a gas mask.

Survival Pick Up Line # 10:

Wow, you look hypothermic. Hurry – let me help regulate your core body temperature!

Survival Pick Up Line # 11:

It’s a good thing you’re naturally beautiful. All those other chicks are screwed when the grid goes down!

Survival Pick Up Line # 12:

You give the phrase “double tap” a whole new meaning!

survival-double-tap

Survival Pick Up Line # 13:

Let’s Bug Out from all this noise and head back to my Debris Hut.

Survival Pick Up Line # 14:

Wanna barter some of my heirloom seeds for your organic eggs?

eggs

Survival Pick Up Line # 15:

If you were a survival tool you’d be a ferro rod because you’re on FIRE!

Survival Pick Up Line # 16:

DANG! I need to come out of my bunker more often!

Survival Pick Up Line # 17:

Let’s pretend S already HTF and we’re the only people left. The human race now depends on us.

Survival Pick Up Line # 18:

You must be magnetic because you’re making my compass needle move!

compass-needle-move

Survival Pick Up Line # 19:

You’re showing early signs of dehydration. You’d better let me buy you a drink before it gets serious.

Survival Pick Up Line # 20:

Wanna start a friction fire?

Survival Pick Up Line # 21:

You’re the only person I’ve ever met who’s made me ask myself, “Am I OK with 15 years of food storage instead of 30?”

food-storage

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