From the home office in Paulden, Arizona, the Top Ten things not to say to the cops when they show up.
10: TWO ALPHA!!!
9: Am I gonna be on “COPS” ?
8: Y’know, officer, if you’d been doing YOUR job…
7: Know a good taxidermist?
6: You say “excessive use of force” like it’s a bad thing.
5: Gosh, officer, the gun just went off by itself. 14 times.
4: What a tight group! I’ve NEVER shot that well sober!
3: Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges
2: That… was…. AWESOME!!!
And the #1 thing NOT to say after a defensive gun use…
“Help me bury him in the backyard with the rest.”