The Twelve Days of Christmas (Government Version)

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On the first day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
A September 11th security fee.

On the second day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the third day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Eleven secret prisons.
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the government gave to me…
Twelve black ops missions.
Eleven secret prisons.
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.

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