Here's True Tale #4,876,923 in our continuing series, "The Slimy Slugs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Are Just Too Stupid to Breathe": a "Master Transportation Security Officer/Behavior Detection Officer" convinced a woman to leave Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport with him, and then he sexually assaulted her.
Yep, I kid you not. Our Rulers give this genius a pass, indeed, pay him to molest us at airports, yet he departed that ally-ally-oxen-free zone before committing his crime. Which magically restores the immorality to the practice of his vocational skills, at least in Leviathan's eyes.
Randall Scott King, 49, "accompanied" the lady "from the airport," which "she left with him voluntarily," to "the Lakewood station," four stops away on Atlanta's subway. TSA has confessed its fond hopes of fondling us on "mass transit or … trains or maritime," so perhaps our moron mistakenly believed he was still at "work." At any rate, he "allegedly restrained the woman in the MARTA parking lot…" with "leopard print, novelty handcuffs."
Yo, Randy: why didn't you just "detain" her at the airport? It's totally legal, albeit a tad unconstitutional; you could keep her in one of those glass cages, get her good and riled while you eyeball her charms until you're ready to assault her; plus, you'd save the expense of those "novelty handcuffs."
By the way – leopard? Wouldn't rat-print, or, even better, cockroach-print, be more appropriate?
But I digress. Randy then drove the woman to his home, where "he allegedly raped her." And then had the decency to try to commit suicide (alas, he failed. But then, failure's par for the course with these bozos).
Though there's no telling how many attacks Randy launched inside the airport, the one he committed outside it has him in hot water – boiling, in fact, the sort his other victims can only dream of: numerous cops from various forces, including "MARTA police," are "investigating" the case. Indeed, those from his hometown have "obtained" "criminal warrants…" Whoa! There's a miracle: when was the last time the words "warrant" and "TSA" appeared in the same story from the corporate press?
Meanwhile, you won't be surprised to learn that Randy "has also spent time in jail for stalking and harassment … King was charged with nine offenses of harassment and stalking by communication in January 2001.” Which has commentators in high dudgeon. “This type of misdemeanor, this is harassment,” splutters Brent Brown, "a security expert in Smyrna, Georgia." “… I would say that would disqualify him for employment.”
Au contraire. TSA doubtless considers it extremely relevant experience.
Still, we'll excuse Brent. After all, he's a "security expert" rather than a security-theater expert; no wonder he doesn't know diddly about the TSA.
December 6, 2010
