The human race has only one effective weapon, and that is laughter.
~ Mark Twain
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If you want to impress somebody, make them laugh. If you want to connect with someone new, make them laugh. If you want to get a raise from your boss, make him laugh. If you want to take yourself out of a completely miserable situation, make yourself laugh. And if you want to change the world, make the world laugh. Whats the easiest way to make someone laugh? Tell a joke.
Some people are good at telling jokes, but have no idea how the jokes come out of their mouths. These people are naturally funny. But if you are not one of these people or have always had a problem with being funny, dont sweat. Understand that all jokes have a formula behind them that makes them funny; otherwise, its not funny and thats not a joke. Here are the ingredients to tell a joke. Ill walk you through it step-by-step.
The Anatomy of a Joke and Its Formula
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1. Target. Every joke begins with a target, and it can be targeting anything people, places, ideas, etc. The most important thing to remember here is to relate the target to the person or people youre telling the joke to, so they wont be offended. For example, if you were telling a joke to your friends about your wife, youre friends are going to laugh with you because they can relate. But if you were to tell that same joke to your wife, shes not going to crack a smile. Shell just slowly stare you down while you slowly tiptoe out of the room.
2. Hostility. I know some people are going to cringe at this, but the truth is jokes arent always nice. The essence of a joke is usually going against an idea or a type of person, but because the joke is funny (if you can pull it off the right way), it usually loosens the tension and eradicates all hostile feelings at the end. If you dont get this, ask yourself if you have ever heard of a joke that was between two perfectly happy people? Take a look at these examples and see if you can pinpoint the target and who the joke is making fun of.
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3. Realism. Jokes arent funny unless there is some truth in them. You cant just go in and start telling something ridiculous because first of all, the audience wont be able to relate to it and secondly, you wont get a chance to surprise them. Humor is a paradox. Its funny because youre juxtaposing the reasonable next to the unreasonable. If you dont understand this, just remember that the more you can start a joke in a serious, casual way, the higher the payoff will be towards the end. For example, imagine if somebody with a straight face walked up to you and said:
- If you think the world is normal, why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?
4. Exaggeration. If you have a realistic setup from the previous step, then the next step is to exaggerate the second part of the joke. You want to make it just a little bit more out there than what human beings expect. The more you can exaggerate it but not completely ruin it by not saying something thats completely unrelated or random at the end, the funnier it will be. In essence, could you exaggerate the joke as far as you can and yet make it still believable at the same time?
- You know, it was pretty hot yesterday. I saw a dog chasing after a cat, and they were both walking.
April 15, 2010