profile in a New York glossy described him as a member of Wall
Street aristocracy, a man to whose parties the rich and powerful
trip over themselves to attend, a networker nonpareil, in short,
the greatest big hitter who has ever graced this poor earth of
ours. Leave it to a celebrity-obsessed rag to get it so wrong.
His name is Steve Rattner, and he looks like a rodent, except
that he wears glasses. He is to Wall Street aristocracy what Paris
Hilton is to discretion, a shifty little balding man whose business
moves are even shiftier. He is Obama’s chief adviser in dealing
with Detroit, the “Car Tsar,” in fact.
It was at
a dinner and I was seated in the same table as the Rat and Mrs.
Rat, a woman who calls herself Maureen White, socialite. It was
the first and last time I set eyes on them. Madame Rat was quite
unpleasant, making it obvious my wife and I were below her standards.
The Rat was just as hostile, but kept his opinions to himself.
The Rattners made their names by getting on every city committee
imaginable. It is the quickest way up café society, and
they took full advantage of it. The Rat comes from a modest background
but learned early on to hook up with movers and shakers, as people
who buy influence are known as in this town. His top catch was
Arthur Sulzberger, publisher of the New York Times, the
paper Rattner went to work for but eventually left for the greener
pastures of banking. He remained tight with Sulzberger, a man
who inherited a great fortune and is about to turn it into a very
small one, and this friendship led to people like Michael Bloomberg,
Mort Zuckerman, Richard Holbrooke, the Clintons and others too
fishy to name in this here column.
I’m writing about this social climber is because of his involvement
in a scandal of gigantic proportions, yet as recently as last
Friday a White House spokesman said President Obama had full confidence
in the Rat. I find this very strange. I know a man is innocent
until proved guilty, but I also know about Caesar’s wife.
A new administration that is printing trillions of dollars and
taxing everyone to the limit cannot afford shifty types like Steve
Rattner cutting corners. After leaving journalism, the Rat joined
Lazard Freres and became Felix (the Fixer) Rohatyn’s minion.
He angled for the top spot after Felix’s departure, but the
big boss, Michel David Weill, never trusted him and told him it
was no go. Rattner quit and began a fund of his own, Quadrangle,
around the year 2000. It was meant to invest in media properties,
and it did. It bought Felix Dennis’s semi-porn ladmags, Maxim,
Blender, and Stuff, mags I have never read but,
once upon a time, were big money makers. This was a bust, and
the Quadrangle Group had to call upon other investors, drawing
on Rattner’s social and political connections. One of the
investors was Cerberus, a giant private equity firm which had
bought Chrysler some time back. Here comes the first tricky part.
When the porn business continued to do badly, Rattner played hard
ball with Cerberus after defaulting on the loan at Alpha Media
(“A payer he is not,” was the way someone described