Now Hiring the Tax Police

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Uncle Sam Needs You!

The tax police* are now seeking lowly qualified applicants to fill a range of positions around the nation.

Applicants must show proficiency in the following skills:

  • Lack of conscience
  • Ability to follow orders without question
  • Ignorance of economics
  • A desire for death, destruction, misery and poverty
  • Show eternal faith in the state
  • Propose new ways to increase profits

Perks include full federal benefits, immunity from prosecution, a guaranteed job as long as the government exists, free audit protection for all employees and unlimited access to your fellow citizen’s financial information.

The tax police operate under a meritocratic rewards system: the more you collect, the higher your salary gets and opportunities exist at all levels — from Tax Return Inspector to Regional Confiscator all the way to Global Plunderer.

If you are clueless and are seeking a parasitic existence, act now! Call today and request a free application packet. Bureaucrats are standing by 24 hours a day. For more information stop by your friendly tax office or visit our web site.

Take a stand and do what’s right for your country.

*The tax police are an Equal Opportunity Exploiter.

Manuel Lora [send him mail] works at Cornell University as a TV and multimedia producer. Visit his blog.

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