Uncle Sam Needs You!
The tax police* are now seeking lowly qualified applicants to fill a range of positions around the nation.
Applicants must show proficiency in the following skills:
- Lack of conscience
- Ability to follow orders without question
- Ignorance of economics
- A desire for death, destruction, misery and poverty
- Show eternal faith in the state
- Propose new ways to increase profits
Perks include full federal benefits, immunity from prosecution, a guaranteed job as long as the government exists, free audit protection for all employees and unlimited access to your fellow citizen’s financial information.
The tax police operate under a meritocratic rewards system: the more you collect, the higher your salary gets and opportunities exist at all levels — from Tax Return Inspector to Regional Confiscator all the way to Global Plunderer.
If you are clueless and are seeking a parasitic existence, act now! Call today and request a free application packet. Bureaucrats are standing by 24 hours a day. For more information stop by your friendly tax office or visit our web site.
Take a stand and do what’s right for your country.