Flesh for War Fantasies

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One significant problem with being an Empire: Everything is supposedly “our” business.

To my considerable shame, I just realized that it had been a long time since I had thought of Angola. In fact, it occurs to me that I really don’t have a feeling toward that country one way or another.

How utterly scandalous this is. I obviously suffer from a severely parochial worldview, if not outright bigotry. All decent people are required to take an interest in Angolan affairs, and to work on behalf of that nation’s survival.

Whoops — I made a mistake. It was Austria I had forgotten, not Angola — an easy mistake, I suppose, given that the names of those countries are similar, if little else about them is. Austria is the nation that is supposed to hold captive all of my waking thoughts, and dominate the dreams that come once my eyes surrender to weariness at day’s end.

Oh. Sorry. My bad.

It turns out that the small foreign country I’m morally obliged to care about is Guatemala, where I lived for a little more than a year in the 1980s.

Now, this has become simply obnoxious. Sierra Leone, that tragic land, scene of some of the most horrific atrocities of recent memory, is the country that should always be uppermost in my thoughts, lest I be accused of indifference to genocide.

Admittedly, it’s difficult to keep track of which distant, unfamiliar country should by the focus of my concerns — to such an extent that I would be willing to surrender the blood of my children in its defense.

Perhaps the issue could be clarified if the regime running that country could stage a PR campaign in which its government shamelessly pimps several young female military veterans by having them pose in borderline pornographic photo spreads for Maxim magazine.

Former Miss Israel Gal Gadot, featured in the Israeli regime’s quasi-porn propaganda campaign, seen here in suitable attire.

We have a winner! The nation in question is, of course, Israel.

Like much of the evil done in this world, the idea of a Maxim photo feature on Israeli women (starring former Miss Israel Gal Gadot) originated in New York, more specifically at the Israeli consulate, u201Cwhere research showed that Israel meant little to young American menu201D in the all-important 18—35 demographic, reports the AP.

u201CMales that age have no feeling toward Israel one way or another, and we view that as a problem, so we came up with an idea that would be appealing to them,u201D explains an Israeli government media adviser named David Dorfman. Thus Maxim was contacted by the Israeli consulate and asked to take part in u201Creshaping Israel’s public image.u201D

What neither the Dorfster nor any of his allies in this effort would explain is this: Why is it obligatory for American males of any age — let alone those in an age bracket targeted for military recruitment — to have feelings of any sort about a country to which they have no organic connection or moral responsibility?

Israel can expect the allegiance of its citizens, and for understandable reasons Jews in every nation take an interest in its survival. But I cannot think of a compelling reason why the typical American should take a greater interest in Israel than he does in Angola, Austria, Guatemala, or Sierra Leone.

Ecclesio-Leninists of John Hagee’s ilk would insist that Christians have a God-prescribed duty to support the Israeli government, to the point of mass bloodshed, if necessary. Since Hagee considers it just and meet to kill on Israel’s behalf, I wonder if he would consider it appropriate to peddle quasi-porn, and consume the same, in that cause. (I’m suddenly afflicted with a mental image of Hagee poring over the pages of the July installment of Maxim, his wattles quivering and his eyes distended as he succumbs to a combination of sanctimony and salacity).

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